Dude, Where’s My $700 Billion?

By Alex in Money & Finance on Dec 17, 2008 at 3:20 am

Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson has given out almost all of the first $350 billion of the $700 billion bailout fund, and the economy continued to slide down – so where did all those money go? Mike Madden of Salon.com finds out:

The infusion of money may have kept credit from tightening up further, but it certainly didn’t jump-start the economy — banks didn’t resume lending to businesses and consumers. Stock prices never really recovered from their early autumn plunges, and more than half a million jobs vanished just last month. With the benefit of hindsight, lawmakers now express regret about the way the bailout was handled — with few provisions for oversight of the banks or the Bush administration — and the public hates it more than ever. The feeling that money and political capital were squandered even helped endanger the far cheaper and more popular bailout of the auto industry. So what went wrong — and where did all that money go?

A lot of it is, apparently, just sitting in the bank. A Government Accounting Office audit released earlier this month showed the Treasury Department doling out buckets of cash: $15 billion for Bank of America, $45 billion for Citigroup, $3.5 billion to Capital One, nearly $6.6 billion to U.S. Bancorp. The feds were essentially taking out the trash — buying shares in various banks that had gotten themselves into trouble by issuing crappy mortgages using complicated formulas, assuming the cost of many of the mortgage-backed securities that were weighing down the balance sheets of every financial institution in the country. The feds were pumping money into these banks so they would feel free to make more loans — better, simpler, sounder loans. The epidemic of exploding mortgages and failing institutions would ease. But the banks did not start making new loans. They seemed to sit on their federal windfalls.

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  1. failout
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    yeah…. great idea: give 700 billion dollars to white collar criminals, swindlers and high rolling con-artists. against the wishes of 90% of the public…
    step 2: Expect it to not go disappear into their pockets and stay there forever.

    Alchemists have better success transmuting lead into gold.

  2. darlzwik
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Quick! Read “Atlas Shrugged”

  3. DavidG
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 7:44 am

    The bailout has actually totaled about $8.5 Trillion (and counting) so far. Do some of your own research and find out for yourself. I guess Fox and CNN must still be saying $700 Billion.

  4. nick
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 8:08 am

    they should have just givin all us legal american residents, $100,000 each and that would have been better i think.

  5. failout
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    bet it would quickly collapse the dollar if all the pretend computer money was made physical/ put into use. I want to throw my shoes at these people.

  6. jackjumper
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Given that one of the big problems is that banks were overleveraged, they probabably are still holding up money until their leverage situation improves. Adding cash does improve their leverage, but I’m think it’s still got a ways to go.

    And don’t read Atlas Shrugs. The idea of the heroic CEO is silly. CEOs – especially of very large companies – are generally a bunch of highly competitive sociopaths who would sell their mothers for an advantage. They are generally actually selected for those characteristics.

  7. HollywoodBob
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    It would have been better for everyone if they government had given the money to the citizens to pay some of their credit/loan debt. The money would have ended up in the same places, but the citizens would have at least gained some benefit from it.

  8. Peeves
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Meanwhile, half a million jobs cut last month, credit card interests climb and grocery costs are astronomically high. USA, Land of Fuck the Poors.

  9. Lew Strike
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Failout: Ha-ha!!!! All this depressing crap (not the comments by everyone, just the bad news) and then I read the line about wanting to throw shoes at someone! Ha-ha!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, my friend.

  10. Rocky Rook
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    I think the whole thing is smoke and mirrors for the transition to the New (one) World.

  11. CheeseDuck
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    They should have just given each American each like $2000.

  12. Nicholas Dollak
    Dec 17th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    $15 billion for Bank of America? Those crooks raised our interest rate and the minimum payment due so we couldn’t pay it, turning a $7,000 outstanding debt from business start-up costs (Which we were paying back at the rate of $1,000 a month already) into a $39,000 “debt” that cost us our credit cards, destroyed our credit ratings and crippled our business! BoA must die.

  13. Victim of Banks
    Dec 18th, 2008 at 12:16 am

    The banks are out only for themselves. Whether you had a foreclosure, lost a job, got laid off, got your credit cut, or had your small business shut down, we’re all in the same boat. Get those crooks.

  14. liphttam1
    Dec 19th, 2008 at 6:46 am

    Not even if you say sorry.


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