Comments on: Caption Monkey 53: Prado Museum http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:03:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: lilrawker http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1280173 lilrawker Thu, 18 Dec 2008 17:19:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1280173 uh honey...i think your fart just inflated your skirt.... uh honey…i think your fart just inflated your skirt….

]]> By: fastdart http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1280154 fastdart Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:59:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1280154 Madame, does it please you to caress a few and molest others with that gaseous odor? Madame, does it please you to caress a few and molest others with that gaseous odor?

]]> By: InSpain http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1279307 InSpain Thu, 18 Dec 2008 04:05:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1279307 Madame, when I said you had a phat ass I meant it in the most auspicious way. Now how about that kiss. Madame, when I said you had a phat ass I meant it in the most auspicious way. Now how about that kiss.

]]> By: varial http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1278293 varial Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:09:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1278293 "And in related news, Angelina Jolie's new adopted kids arrived this week, smuggled in under the dress of a very weird lady that seems to have seen Elvis up and to the left". “And in related news, Angelina Jolie’s new adopted kids arrived this week, smuggled in under the dress of a very weird lady that seems to have seen Elvis up and to the left”.

]]> By: Dan of the North http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277694 Dan of the North Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:31:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277694 The reign of this king of Spain sent the country right down the drain. The queen, it seemed, was quite cold and mean. (Probably from marrying her uncle.) So much for the monarchy! The reign of this king of Spain sent the country right down the drain. The queen, it seemed, was quite cold and mean. (Probably from marrying her uncle.) So much for the monarchy!

]]> By: wendy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277594 wendy Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:58:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277594 we appear to has falled out of your pictures. pls to put us back now? kthx. we appear to has falled out of your pictures. pls to put us back now? kthx.

]]> By: Jalinidy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277371 Jalinidy Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:39:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277371 Shall we take the stairs, m'dear? The elevator appears to broken ... Shall we take the stairs, m’dear? The elevator appears to broken …

]]> By: Rena http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277356 Rena Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:33:45 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277356 Carry you all the way up there...my lady, do you realize just how grand your bumpkus is? Carry you all the way up there…my lady, do you realize just how grand your bumpkus is?

]]> By: WhollyRoamin'Catholic http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277146 WhollyRoamin'Catholic Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:29:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277146 The lady learns why she shouldn't stand over a steam grate when she's wearing that dress. The lady learns why she shouldn’t stand over a steam grate when she’s wearing that dress.

]]> By: planettom http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277145 planettom Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:29:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277145 "Talk about a museum piece!" “Talk about a museum piece!”

]]> By: Rich http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1277006 Rich Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:46:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1277006 "This collar can't stop me from chewing on my crotch." “This collar can’t stop me from chewing on my crotch.”

]]> By: konaha http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276687 konaha Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:18:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276687 "My Lady. Please stop ignoring the crowd." “My Lady. Please stop ignoring the crowd.”

]]> By: Jill http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276674 Jill Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:14:15 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276674 "No you cannot put that angel on your head to complete your Christmas Tree ensemble." “No you cannot put that angel on your head to complete your Christmas Tree ensemble.”

]]> By: ejmmf http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276522 ejmmf Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:24:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276522 Sex and the City's European Vacation. Sex and the City’s European Vacation.

]]> By: Orbiter5 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276507 Orbiter5 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:19:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276507 Wow, they weren't kidding. That Verizon network does follow you everywhere! Wow, they weren’t kidding. That Verizon network does follow you everywhere!

]]> By: Scotchdrnkr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276420 Scotchdrnkr Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:48:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276420 Let the Christmas Shoplifting season begin. I'll distract them and you sneak that Large screen HDTV under your dress. And we are out of here. Let the Christmas Shoplifting season begin.
I’ll distract them and you sneak that Large screen HDTV under your dress. And we are out of here.

]]> By: Scotchdrnkr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276418 Scotchdrnkr Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:46:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276418 See I told you. No one could possibly get around that dress of yours to get through the door before us at the Black Friday Sale. See I told you. No one could possibly get around that dress of yours to get through the door before us at the Black Friday Sale.

]]> By: George http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1276001 George Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:16:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1276001 Please hurry darling; other people are waiting. Besides, I believe you are looking at the breakfast menu! Please hurry darling; other people are waiting. Besides, I believe you are looking at the breakfast menu!

]]> By: lilrawker http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1275854 lilrawker Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:22:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1275854 The rock & roll hall of fame decided to go for 'old skool' The rock & roll hall of fame decided to go for ‘old skool’

]]> By: lilrawker http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1275845 lilrawker Wed, 17 Dec 2008 09:20:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1275845 The sequal to Enchanted proved to be less succesful: it mainly drew an elderly audience. The sequal to Enchanted proved to be less succesful: it mainly drew an elderly audience.

]]> By: travelina http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1275048 travelina Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:47:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1275048 I told you it was business casual. I told you it was business casual.

]]> By: jessedybka http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274884 jessedybka Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:47:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274884 Phil and Mary neglected to read that it was an informal soiree. There was a stern discussion in the car afterwards. Phil and Mary neglected to read that it was an informal soiree. There was a stern discussion in the car afterwards.

]]> By: spectre6 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274883 spectre6 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:46:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274883 "Keep still for the camera so I can go for a 15-day trip for two to Antarctica aboard the National Geographic Endeavor"......sorry Im just hating on the prize for the quality of the photo. “Keep still for the camera so I can go for a 15-day trip for two to Antarctica aboard the National Geographic Endeavor”……sorry Im just hating on the prize for the quality of the photo.

]]> By: JLevi http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274662 JLevi Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:38:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274662 After the buns got out of hand, the whole Princess Leia costume really fell apart. After the buns got out of hand, the whole Princess Leia costume really fell apart.

]]> By: andythebean http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274528 andythebean Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:52:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274528 They know you're my neice! Why else would everyone be looking at us??? They know you’re my neice! Why else would everyone be looking at us???

]]> By: Chriswill http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274502 Chriswill Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:45:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274502 My name is Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you. My name is Luke Skywalker. I’m here to rescue you.

]]> By: Red8ii8 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274404 Red8ii8 Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:14:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274404 See? I told you we were overdressed. See? I told you we were overdressed.

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274329 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:53:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274329 Getting your mustache & hair curled ~ $13.00 Getting your collar pressed to look like a toilet seat $5.00 Carriage ride through the park ~ $10.00 Admission to the gallery ~ $25.00 Knowing you’re gonna hit that tonight ~ priceless… Getting your mustache & hair curled ~ $13.00
Getting your collar pressed to look like a toilet seat $5.00
Carriage ride through the park ~ $10.00
Admission to the gallery ~ $25.00
Knowing you’re gonna hit that tonight ~ priceless…

]]> By: Bassastingur http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274313 Bassastingur Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:48:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274313 "So this is the future, then...? Well, we are not impressed." “So this is the future, then…? Well, we are not impressed.”

]]> By: SparkS http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274311 SparkS Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:48:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274311 Madoc "Lady Pullfinger was greeted with stunned silence when let slip a massive blast - massive enough to raise her dress." Man, you know things are bad when the first post has your exact same idea! (pouting now) Madoc

“Lady Pullfinger was greeted with stunned silence when let slip a massive blast – massive enough to raise her dress.”

Man, you know things are bad when the first post has your exact same idea!

(pouting now)

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274279 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:39:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274279 Yo momma’s butt is sooooooo big……____(your comment here)___. Yo momma’s butt is sooooooo big……____(your comment here)___.

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274276 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:38:01 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274276 Nike has expanded their market from pump up shoes to pump up dresses, available this fall… Nike has expanded their market from pump up shoes to pump up dresses, available this fall…

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274245 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:28:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274245 That’s what she said! That’s what she said!

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274237 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:27:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274237 (loud speaker comes on) If anyone parked a white carriage with the license plate IMQUENBIATCH, you’re parked in a no loading zone (loud speaker comes on) If anyone parked a white carriage with the license plate IMQUENBIATCH, you’re parked in a no loading zone

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-2/#comment-1274232 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:24:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274232 “Queen Mariana” ~ (speaks silently in her head) I only married you for your money... “Queen Mariana” ~ (speaks silently in her head) I only married you for your money…

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1274228 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:22:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274228 “Queen Mariana” ~ like OMG will this guy ever shut up? Blah blah blah picasso this dali that. “Queen Mariana” ~ like OMG will this guy ever shut up? Blah blah blah picasso this dali that.

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1274214 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:19:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274214 Due to recent U.S. border regulations Mexicans had come up with a new way to get into the country… Due to recent U.S. border regulations Mexicans had come up with a new way to get into the country…

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1274196 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:15:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274196 There was an old lady Lived in a shoe She had so many kids Her uterus fell out -thanks 2 Andrew Dice Clay 4 that 1... so perfect... There was an old lady
Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out

-thanks 2 Andrew Dice Clay 4 that 1… so perfect…

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1274181 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:10:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274181 "King Philip IV" ~ Has any one seen mini me? "Queen Mariana" ~ ...:blank stare:... notice the smirk ;) wait for it... wait for it... now u get it, lol “King Philip IV” ~ Has any one seen mini me?
“Queen Mariana” ~ …:blank stare:… notice the smirk ;)

wait for it… wait for it… now u get it, lol

]]> By: DJ Animay http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1274165 DJ Animay Wed, 17 Dec 2008 01:06:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1274165 Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

]]> By: David R http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273971 David R Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:05:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273971 Madam, are those child-bearing hips under there, or is one just happy to see one? Madam, are those child-bearing hips under there, or is one just happy to see one?

]]> By: George http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273898 George Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:41:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273898 Your long neck has me craving for a cold beer. Your long neck has me craving for a cold beer.

]]> By: pwscott http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273875 pwscott Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:34:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273875 Lady please just tell me your shoe size! I have a lot of customers today! Lady please just tell me your shoe size! I have a lot of customers today!

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273860 ted Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:32:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273860 "Nice outfit, but I hear this year's model seats four." “Nice outfit, but I hear this year’s model seats four.”

]]> By: pwscott http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273830 pwscott Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:22:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273830 Yes Maddame, I believe someone has farted. Yes Maddame, I believe someone has farted.

]]> By: PK http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273828 PK Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:22:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273828 The lady at the back thinks, "Hmm, is the photographer trying to take a picture of me?" The lady at the back thinks, “Hmm, is the photographer trying to take a picture of me?”

]]> By: Blayde http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273800 Blayde Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:15:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273800 Her outfit must make for an interesting bathroom break Her outfit must make for an interesting bathroom break

]]> By: Blayde http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273798 Blayde Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:13:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273798 The Renaissance version of Pippi Longstocking The Renaissance version of Pippi Longstocking

]]> By: Blayde http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273794 Blayde Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:12:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273794 Aliens now have a new way to sneak around our planet in their flying saucers without being noticed Aliens now have a new way to sneak around our planet in their flying saucers without being noticed

]]> By: Jen P. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/comment-page-1/#comment-1273765 Jen P. Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:02:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/16/caption-monkey-53-prado-museum/#comment-1273765 The lady behind her to her right (our left): "Eh... that dress makes her butt look big." The lady behind her to her right (our left):
“Eh… that dress makes her butt look big.”

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