Comments on: This is Why I Don’t Diet

By: Gerry

Gerry — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:42:12 +0000

Oh, Lord… I only live a dozen miles from there…

Florida used to be the land of beautiful hard-bodies, but in recent years the mass of Northeasterners moving down has turned the area into the Land of Potatoe Shaped Tubbies. The beaches that were lined with gorgeous twinkies are now lined with female Tony Sopranos (yes, the show used Port St. Lucie and tons of ‘em moved down here.)

…ah well….

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:45:17 +0000

@ Scooter

*looks at bran muffin in hand*….*tears up* ;_;

By: Scooter

Scooter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:16:16 +0000

Eat something healthy like a muffin. Everyone knows that a muffin is just a bald cupcake.

By: liphttam1

liphttam1 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:04:52 +0000

Brake the law so people don’t think you cant keep a diet. Real smart.

By: Gail Pink

Gail Pink — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:50:27 +0000

Mmmm…cupcakes…

By: Evilbeagle

Evilbeagle — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:57:29 +0000

That’s just the worst way to cheat on one’s diet.

By: Rocky Rook

Rocky Rook — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:43:56 +0000

I’m sure it was worth it getting arrested to have that sweet morsel.

By: TwoDragons

TwoDragons — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:17:48 +0000

This, folks, is weapons-grade irony…

–TwoDragons