This is Why I Don’t Diet

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I’m sure it was worth it getting arrested to have that sweet morsel.
Brake the law so people don’t think you cant keep a diet. Real smart.
Eat something healthy like a muffin. Everyone knows that a muffin is just a bald cupcake.
Oh, Lord… I only live a dozen miles from there…
Florida used to be the land of beautiful hard-bodies, but in recent years the mass of Northeasterners moving down has turned the area into the Land of Potatoe Shaped Tubbies. The beaches that were lined with gorgeous twinkies are now lined with female Tony Sopranos (yes, the show used Port St. Lucie and tons of ‘em moved down here.)
…ah well….

