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	<title>Comments on: Zombie Haikus by Fake and Real Poets</title>
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		<title>By: stevetemkin</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/08/zombie-haikus-by-fake-and-real-poets/comment-page-1/#comment-1253362</link>
		<dc:creator>stevetemkin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BRAAAAIIIINNNNS!

I could put up with
the rotting flesh and grunting
but Jesus, your breath!

Crash through the window
Arms flailing, skin falling off:
It&#039;s been done before.

Zombie dates are fine
except when fingers fall off
into the popcorn.

As I suspected
My boss is not all that smart
his brain: just a snack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BRAAAAIIIINNNNS!</p>
<p>I could put up with<br />
the rotting flesh and grunting<br />
but Jesus, your breath!</p>
<p>Crash through the window<br />
Arms flailing, skin falling off:<br />
It's been done before.</p>
<p>Zombie dates are fine<br />
except when fingers fall off<br />
into the popcorn.</p>
<p>As I suspected<br />
My boss is not all that smart<br />
his brain: just a snack.</p>
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		<title>By: liphttam1</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/08/zombie-haikus-by-fake-and-real-poets/comment-page-1/#comment-1252859</link>
		<dc:creator>liphttam1</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blood drives me to kill
Though my body is so weak
my hunt continues</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blood drives me to kill<br />
Though my body is so weak<br />
my hunt continues</p>
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		<title>By: Alan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 17:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Death is a hunger,
that drives my body forward.
Now life tastes so sweet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Death is a hunger,<br />
that drives my body forward.<br />
Now life tastes so sweet.</p>
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		<title>By: Larfin Jackarse</title>
		<link>http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/08/zombie-haikus-by-fake-and-real-poets/comment-page-1/#comment-1252272</link>
		<dc:creator>Larfin Jackarse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bush a lush, shush
Brain not misread, just dead
Thoughts not wrought, not even distraught
Zombie, guilty but at least fidelity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bush a lush, shush<br />
Brain not misread, just dead<br />
Thoughts not wrought, not even distraught<br />
Zombie, guilty but at least fidelity.</p>
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