Zombie Haiku

Posted by Alex in Book & Lit on December 1, 2008 at 12:42 am



(For Lol-cat connoisseur, this pic is funny in so many levels!)

Picking up where John left off with the cat haiku, here are some zombie haikus at ZombieRama:

Playing fetch with Spot
is dangerous when the bones
he brings back still move.

I felt your lips, teeth
brush against my shoulderblade,
but it was not love.

The vegan zombie
cares not for sweet grey matter
they cry out for graaaaaaaaaaains!

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6 comments to "Zombie Haiku"

  1. raina_c
    December 1st, 2008 at 1:15 am

    Haikus about zombies...I would have never guessed LOL!!!

  2. zombiefodder
    December 1st, 2008 at 2:05 am

    When my oldest was 9 (about 3 yrs back), he wrote and illustrated the following for school:
    Zombie dogs roam Earth.
    This is not "Cycle of Life."
    Everything is wrong.

    Sure, some folks have complained about the meter of the last line, but we put it on the 'fridge nonetheless.

  3. Ned
    December 1st, 2008 at 2:28 am

    I think the last line is inspired. It's a great haiku!

    Here is my anti-haiku haiku:

    Haikus are stupid
    Ask any seventh grader.
    Stupid and boring.

    & I'll make one up in the spirit of zombies.

    Slumping through the house
    Putrescent bathrobe shun
    my zombie mother.

  4. grant donaldson
    December 1st, 2008 at 10:05 am

    There's a whole book of zombie haiku out there. Here's a link of zombie haiku written by famous people...

    http://www.zombiehaiku.com/neatWrite.html

  5. Justin
    December 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Zombiefodder, just tell people the last part is symbolic to emphasize that just like this line in the haiku, "everything is wrong".

    Everyone will then go aaah your child is so profound!

  6. Lemon
    December 2nd, 2008 at 7:53 am

    The pic makes me want to see Land of the Dead again.


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