(For Lol-cat connoisseur, this pic is funny in so many levels!)
Picking up where John left off with the cat haiku, here are some zombie haikus at ZombieRama:
Playing fetch with Spot
is dangerous when the bones
he brings back still move.
I felt your lips, teeth
brush against my shoulderblade,
but it was not love.
The vegan zombie
cares not for sweet grey matter
they cry out for graaaaaaaaaaains!