Now that’s an Apple Pie!

1. seekshelter
   November 30th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

   what they dont tell you is that they didnt release the recipe to utensil manufacturers beforehand so your 1.0 forks are not compatible.

2. seekshelter
   November 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

   speaking of which..does apple still use their “it just works” tag line?

3. rageagainsttherobots
   November 30th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

   Trust me, the PC pie doesn’t taste as good.

4. Evil Pundit
   November 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

   But at least the PC pie has nutritional value. The Apple pie is all sugar.

5. Bob Smythe
   November 30th, 2008 at 5:00 pm

   Gay.

6. PaulVI
   November 30th, 2008 at 6:09 pm

   They needed a laser? How about a made-in-Taiwan hot iron? Would that work as well and at a Fraction of the cost? This is why you don’t Need Apple.

7. Woogie
   November 30th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

   To eat this pie, you have to upgrade your mouths firmware.

   If this had been baked in using traditional methods, then fine, but using a laser is cheating.

8. seekshelter
   November 30th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

   “they cost 8$ to make and i pee on every one. i’ve made a fortune of you chumps and ive invested it all in microsoft…now my boyfriend, bill gates, and i kiss each other on a pile of your money” - bart simpson as ’steve mobs’….haha…then the first commercial break has an iphone commercial…

9. raina_c
   November 30th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

   Good to know the laser is good for something

10. gtron
    December 1st, 2008 at 10:39 am

    this pie, like Apple’s recent philosophical blunders, is half-baked:
    no firewire ports in standard laptops, dumbed-down versions of imovie and FCexpress mean I’m supposed to buy more expensive software AND hardware…
    and what about those AMAZING ‘apps’ for the iPhone - when I see those ads on tv, i think for certain that if this is what the almighty Apple offers as ‘entertainment’? or whatever that sh*t is for, then we are doomed to have stoooooooopider humans. Apple needs to eat some Humble pie and get with the program

11. chickmagnetstuff
    December 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 am

    kind of reminds me of American Pie

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