Pants Don't Fit Post-Thanksgiving Binge? Try the Waistband Stretcher

Posted by Alex in Fashion, Gadget on November 29, 2008 at 1:19 pm


Did your stuff yourself so much on Thanksgiving that your pants no longer fit you? Well, don’t worry – here’s a gadget that will solve your problem:

When your waistband feels too snug, reach for the Waistband Stretcher. You don’t have to get rid of your favorite jeans, skirts or slacks thanks to this simple waist-band stretching device that lets you add from 1-5 inches (depending on size of garment) to the waist of cotton pants, skirts, and shorts. Just moisten the garment’s waistband, insert the waistband stretcher, extend the garment to the desired size and let dry – voila, a more comfortable fit!

Link – Thanks Juergen!


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15 comments to "Pants Don't Fit Post-Thanksgiving Binge? Try the Waistband Stretcher"

  1. Christophe
    November 29th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    Another useless piece of plastic junk.

    Neat!

  2. Tempscire
    November 29th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Seems like that would leave the pants permanently stretched out... which I guess could be useful in its own way. =p

  3. Skipweasel
    November 29th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    If I get two...can I get double the stretch?
    (insert smiley of choice here)

  4. Sofar
    November 29th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    That may be all well and good for cotton blue jeans, but my wool slacks will just get all wrinkly.

  5. Ali S.
    November 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    I always thought it was a tradition to just start wearing sweat pants?

  6. just a guy
    November 29th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    I'm suprised there's no 'OMG fat americans' post yet. **eyeroll**.

  7. Becca
    November 29th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I lost weight this thanksgiving ! (yay for me! and BOO for all the non vegetarian dishes at my grandmas house! :( )

  8. rageagainsttherobots
    November 29th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    Sweat pants = The auto Waistband Stretcher

  9. rageagainsttherobots
    November 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    The Waistband Stretcher pops up in AdSense above the blog post!

  10. Evilbeagle
    November 30th, 2008 at 6:36 am

    @just a guy

    No kidding. I was waiting for some idiot to say, "Get some exercise instead, fatty," because it's always ok to bash Americans and fat people around here.

    But in all honesty, this is sort of a dumb product. Elastic waist bands exist for a reason.

  11. sloane
    November 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am

    I can see it now getting ready for a date pants are just a bit snug... do we pick something else. No grab the stretcher. The guys waiting for the girl and she's yelling just another minute the're almost dry. No wonder guys think girls take forever to get ready.

  12. MAX!
    December 1st, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    As a dedicated Denim nerd, these are mainly used for jeans. Denim purist like buying their denim unsanforized, which means they shrink when washed. Most jeans are shrink to fit, and sometimes people size down a measurement for a slimmer fit, and that's where this puppy comes in.

  13. sw
    December 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 am

    but what about the resulting camel toe? sure, the waist is bigger . . .

  14. vero4902
    December 5th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    I'm not so sure this would work. How about some time on a treadmill? Or, wait for it, a bigger size?

  15. Just another guy
    February 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    These really do work great and i recommend you buy two. They go back to original size when re-washed. Great until you can loose a few pounds.


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