If you want to sneak beer into an event (e.g. football games, theaters, church) but not pay over-inflated prices from vendors inside, then you might want to get a Beer Belly. It’s a bota bag that fits over your belly like a few too many trips to Chili’s.
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CheeseDuck
But it only works if you don't already have one 
koreancracker
great idea! i remember paying $4-5 for one bottle of water concerts. though as a girl i would refuse to wear this.
The Slapster
@hello: Banned?
And really, if you feel the need to blow $40 suck down warm beer from a pouch strapped to your mid-section, just stick to getting hammered in the parking lot first.
SenorMysterioso
mmm warm beer taste even better when you look like a fool
SenorMysterioso
theres also a similar product in which you fill up a bra with the beverage of your choice
raina_c
Nobody is going to believe this guy has a real beer belly with those arms.
Oliver
No one who works out to attain that physique is going to want to wear a beer belly.
Ali S.
Classy.
Exxos
And since the TSA does not check for it, you can smuggle lots of liquids or C4 onto the plane! At least until they implement the full body cavity searches and/or full body x-ray kajiggers.
mikos
On a gayness scale, I would give this picture an... 8.5
Not that there is anything wrong with it!
Sheldon
See, we just took one of those cushioned bleacher seats, cut a whole in them, and placed inside the bag from a box of wine and drank it that way.
Cheaper, and much more fun!
Not so smart though...
Gerry
Exactly why I DON'T go out to sporting events: I'm sick of morons who are there to get hammered on a half-gallon of beer and think they are the center of attention....
Evilbeagle
There are better ways... far better ways.
liphttam1
There are better ways! Like get the beer pouch! It was on the sight as well. But its attached to your waist
ted
There's a gayness scale? Pretty intolerant, mikos.
I was wondering which trimester he would be in.
mikos
Yes ted... I think tight asses are also intolerant...
mikos
And actually... I definitely do believe that there is a gayness scale... You're not just Gay or Straight... There is a gradation like with most things in life. For instance, if instead of the tube he was holding a penis in his hand... I would definitely give the picture a 10...
renderanything
That's what I'm waiting for, some terrorist type to make such a wonderful, useful invention as the faux beer belly into a weapon of mass destruction and ruin the fun for everyone else. It's all fun and games until somebody gets blown up with a beer gut.
mikos
I agree! I think that for the sake of security, wearing clothes in public should be made illegal! Mandating laxative intake 1h prior to bordering any flights and random cavity searches are also a must!
Scooter
How many people on here have been searched at a game, I walked right in to a game once with beers in the pockets of my coat. Just walked right in. You just can't be obvious about it...
caroline
But does the beer stay cold?
Also, its sister product the "Wine Rack" was very amusing.
Rocky Rook
useful
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