Comments on: Turbaconducken

By: Andri Kyrychok

Andri Kyrychok — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:42:24 +0000

Great idea, must give the turkey a nice smoked flavor. Must try this year.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:19:46 +0000

lmao@Earl (comment 2) and Leela (40).

As for the bird, I'll pass. My Thanksgiving dinner will put on enough pounds. Why add on more unnecessary calories.

Now, as for a turkey sandwich with bacon...mmmmm!

By: Leela

Leela — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 12:35:30 +0000

Am I the only one who sees Donald Trump in the picture?

By: Sofar

Sofar — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 09:26:31 +0000

This is nothing compared to the Russian Doll Roast, which starts with an olive inside an Ortolan and ends with a bustard. It dates back to the nineteenth century, takes 28 hours to cook and is an absolutely horrible idea in every aspect.

By: GailW

GailW — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:31:41 +0000

Mouth watering now...

By: mikos

mikos — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:36:46 +0000

mmm... looks great!

By: Skipweasel

Skipweasel — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:58:46 +0000

Turboducken!

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:46:50 +0000

The Great Cooking Gods approve. *nods sagely*

By: Miss Orange

Miss Orange — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 17:22:08 +0000

scott, no the other one , u crack me up

By: raina_c

raina_c — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:25:48 +0000

Uhm, I don't think it has enough bacon.

By: crumbs

crumbs — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:43:30 +0000

"CheeseDuck
I want this inside me."

The picture made me chuckle - this comment made me roar!

By: DanielB

DanielB — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:34:12 +0000

it's not deboned! i'm not impressed.

that's part of the allure the turducken has.

By: Gauldar

Gauldar — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 03:06:28 +0000

I'm glad I'm not the only one that looked at that and said... Headcrab.

By: John

John — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:32:36 +0000

I prefer platyturpig -- a turkey, stuffed inside a pig, stuffed inside a platypus.

By: scott, no the other one

scott, no the other one — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:15:54 +0000

That is most fowl.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:29:14 +0000

its a futile attempt to emulate eagle meat

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:20:05 +0000

Needs foie gras.

By: seekshelter

seekshelter — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:53:33 +0000

i make pizzaronisandwhiches

By: Chojiro

Chojiro — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:35:30 +0000

At least that's one benefit of the Black Mesa incident. Lots of delicious little creatures that nobody minds hunting to extinction.

By: Allen

Allen — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:15:01 +0000

Unfortunately, though a quaint novelty, turducken is just not that tasty. First of all, because of the density of meat, it takes a very long time to cook: that dries out the turkey and the duck. Second, the flavors of the three meats just don't mix very well. Turkey, duck and chicken meats all have very distinct flavors, and pair well with specific sauces and sides.

I suspect that covering the whole thing with bacon just makes it worse.

By: xultar

xultar — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:14:42 +0000

Disgusting! I'm not a vegetarian either.

By: Chandrielle

Chandrielle — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:58:42 +0000

johzephine, I like the way you think.

By: BeastlyChicken

BeastlyChicken — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:20:41 +0000

If I were to ever have a last meal prior to execution, this would be it.

By: Rocky Rook

Rocky Rook — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:11:23 +0000

I'l pass on the turd.

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:05:55 +0000

I want this inside me.

By: Hophead

Hophead — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:51:04 +0000

...hippy.

By: Frank J

Frank J — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:43:51 +0000

It looks tempting, but loaded with fat as well.

By: Bruno

Bruno — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:26:53 +0000

Is this "Thanksgiving Dinner" or "Let's see how much factory farmed animal misery we can pack into a single meal"?

The only ways I can thing of to improve on this gastronomic disaster, would be to pick up the ingredients at Walmart while driving your Hummer, then having your underpaid illegal immigrant Honduran maid cook the thing.

I feel Bah and Humbug coming on already!

By: dprfct10at50

dprfct10at50 — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:23:54 +0000

and what exactly would the side dish be ?
The posibillities are endless !
lol

By: iheartportishead

iheartportishead — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:22:17 +0000

as a vegetarian....i can honestly say that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen!