Comments on: Guidelines for Cats

By: raina_c

raina_c — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:47:32 +0000

Our kids have definitely read these guidelines : D They are so alike, yet so different too. Gotta LOVE THEM!!!

By: Rocky Rook

Rocky Rook — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:39:06 +0000

My wife doesn’t like cats, else we would have one or two.

By: Johnny Cat

Johnny Cat — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:59:13 +0000

How about the sacred religion of the laser dot, and the vow to capture it at all costs? It is according to legend, that the one who captures the “red fire” will be the one to be worshipped by cat and man alike, for all eternity.

By: stormie24

stormie24 — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:38:03 +0000

I didn’t own a cat for very long but a lot of this happened so it’s gotta be true…but my dog does some of this stuff so is he weird?? )

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:16:54 +0000

What about the shape-shifting Bed Mouse, singing the national anthem every morning. They must be extra delicious as humans, specially the females, hunt it down, play with it and devour it on a regular basis. I hate it when they throw us of the bed and make us watch them lick their lips and purr.

By: Brachinus

Brachinus — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:18:14 +0000

I’m really bummed — I thought I coined the term “bed mice”!

By: Ally

Ally — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:26:00 +0000

Fret not sise, for I am the scratching post…and nothing more.

By: sise

sise — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:06:21 +0000

I am the cleaner of the litter box… and nothing more
*sniffles*

By: Him

Him — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:31:21 +0000

So THATS why they attack my feet!

By: silentwatcher24

silentwatcher24 — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:17:07 +0000

so cute!!! and so true.

By: hearsmusic

hearsmusic — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:47:24 +0000

I would dare call this a classic. We have been saying “(s)he is thinking about several things” when one of our cats is standing in a doorway for a couple of years.

The whole list makes me laugh every time, though. Somebody knows their cats!