Comments on: QWOP http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:30:00 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: renderanything http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1195385 renderanything Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:02:50 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1195385 AAggh! My firewall interrupted me right when I was at around 30 meters and overrode the controls. I give up for today. AAggh! My firewall interrupted me right when I was at around 30 meters and overrode the controls. I give up for today.

]]> By: Mouserz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1194455 Mouserz Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:49:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1194455 wohoo -40 meters wohoo -40 meters

]]> By: gretz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1194372 gretz Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:33:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1194372 the secret is to get him down to his knees and ankles and scooch him along using only "q" and "w". I finished the whole thing in 12 minutes. the secret is to get him down to his knees and ankles and scooch him along using only "q" and "w". I finished the whole thing in 12 minutes.

]]> By: MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1193644 MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT Tue, 18 Nov 2008 16:34:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1193644 THIS GAME SUCKS, IT IS MY FAVORITES MENU NOW THIS GAME SUCKS, IT IS MY FAVORITES MENU NOW

]]> By: Noz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1192695 Noz Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:32:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1192695 Ministry of silly walks, yes! This came to my mind as well. Ministry of silly walks, yes! This came to my mind as well.

]]> By: Max Van http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191941 Max Van Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:43:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191941 While I certainly cannot claim to have figured anything valuable out, by sheer happenstance, I discovered that if you end up doing the splits with the left leg fully extended in front of you, there's enough stability to complete the race using only the "Q". You look awful, and it takes forever, but it can be done. While I certainly cannot claim to have figured anything valuable out, by sheer happenstance, I discovered that if you end up doing the splits with the left leg fully extended in front of you, there's enough stability to complete the race using only the "Q". You look awful, and it takes forever, but it can be done.

]]> By: mrmuggles http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191930 mrmuggles Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:36:29 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191930 Mmm.. that guy would be better at gymnastic. Personal score: 5 meters Mmm.. that guy would be better at gymnastic. Personal score: 5 meters

]]> By: DaveL http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191857 DaveL Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:01:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191857 After 15 minutes of pure concentrated effort, I was able to reenact the twit race, ministry of silly walks and a mid-stroke victim all in about 1.3 meters. Win! After 15 minutes of pure concentrated effort, I was able to reenact the twit race, ministry of silly walks and a mid-stroke victim all in about 1.3 meters. Win!

]]> By: MightyCow http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191852 MightyCow Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:59:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191852 It baffles me how anyone can make that guy go. No combination of button presses produces any forward movement. The farthest I've now gone is 2.4, and that's only because I fell over forward and flopped before I hit my head. It baffles me how anyone can make that guy go. No combination of button presses produces any forward movement. The farthest I've now gone is 2.4, and that's only because I fell over forward and flopped before I hit my head.

]]> By: Chan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191816 Chan Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:36:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191816 I can make him do a really good air guitar... I can make him do a really good air guitar...

]]> By: Linda http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191525 Linda Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:52:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191525 I've figured out how to run like a normal human! however, i'm not so good at timing it...11.6 O-W, Q-p, W-O, Q-p, w-o, etc I've figured out how to run like a normal human! however, i'm not so good at timing it...11.6
O-W, Q-p, W-O, Q-p, w-o, etc

]]> By: DaMehMan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1191509 DaMehMan Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:47:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1191509 I keep going backwards too. So far I'm pretty sure I've gone farther backward than I have forward. XD I keep going backwards too. So far I'm pretty sure I've gone farther backward than I have forward. XD

]]> By: Corinne http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190899 Corinne Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:13:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190899 13 meters whilst kneeling. Haha. 13 meters whilst kneeling. Haha.

]]> By: Stål-Långben http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190863 Stål-Långben Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:04:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190863 That's really impressive MightyCow since there is a wall at -3 meters and you cant get past it. I made it 25 meters while "sliding" on my knees. That's really impressive MightyCow since there is a wall at -3 meters and you cant get past it.

I made it 25 meters while "sliding" on my knees.

]]> By: Justin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190533 Justin Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:52:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190533 Good God I am woeful! Good God I am woeful!

]]> By: cheechman85 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190423 cheechman85 Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:31:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190423 @MightyCow I am right there with you... THIS IS HARD @MightyCow I am right there with you... THIS IS HARD

]]> By: DOJ http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190364 DOJ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:18:18 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190364 If you want to see this concept built into a fighting game, check out Toribash If you want to see this concept built into a fighting game, check out Toribash

]]> By: MightyCow http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190288 MightyCow Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:56:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190288 Personal best : -6 meters. I only seem able to go backward. Personal best : -6 meters.

I only seem able to go backward.

]]> By: Tokolosi http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190237 Tokolosi Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:42:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190237 Thanks. 25 minutes of my life thats lost. All I got was 7.something meters. Did managage to do a 360 backflip and land on my face! Thanks. 25 minutes of my life thats lost. All I got was 7.something meters. Did managage to do a 360 backflip and land on my face!

]]> By: StuckeyJ http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190100 StuckeyJ Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:10:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190100 Curse you and your addicting games!!!! Youtube has a video of how it is 'kind of' supposed to be done. Curse you and your addicting games!!!!
Youtube has a video of how it is 'kind of' supposed to be done.

]]> By: sloane http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190079 sloane Mon, 17 Nov 2008 20:06:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190079 that is one of the hardest things i've done. that is one of the hardest things i've done.

]]> By: philosophile http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1190038 philosophile Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:56:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1190038 I can't even get past 5 meters heh. I can't even get past 5 meters heh.

]]> By: Pudifoot http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189993 Pudifoot Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:45:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189993 w00t! i am a national hero!!! i went 100m! :-) w00t! i am a national hero!!! i went 100m! :-)

]]> By: Pudifoot http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189972 Pudifoot Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:36:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189972 wow, at 50 meters there is a hurdle. i have never seen a hurdle in a 100 m dash! o.O wow, at 50 meters there is a hurdle. i have never seen a hurdle in a 100 m dash! o.O

]]> By: Guybrush Threepwood http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189941 Guybrush Threepwood Mon, 17 Nov 2008 19:30:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189941 I WON!! JESUS CHRIST!! MY FINGERS! My progress: 49m and a hurdle http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01iz7.jpg 74m and tha same dreaded hurdle http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02gi5.jpg 97.8 - WHAT do you mean by that? http://img116.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03op2.jpg THE END - GOD! http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04qn2.jpg I almost messed things up in the last meter... I swear, if this goddamit QWOP guy had felt, you guys would not be reading this right now... broken keyboard and screen... :-) I WON!! JESUS CHRIST!! MY FINGERS!

My progress:

49m and a hurdle
http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01iz7.jpg

74m and tha same dreaded hurdle
http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02gi5.jpg

97.8 - WHAT do you mean by that?
http://img116.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03op2.jpg

THE END - GOD!
http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04qn2.jpg

I almost messed things up in the last meter... I swear, if this goddamit QWOP guy had felt, you guys would not be reading this right now... broken keyboard and screen... :-)

]]> By: Miss Cellania http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189708 Miss Cellania Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:28:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189708 xadrian, that's why I posted it. I laughed at my own gross ineptitude! xadrian, that's why I posted it. I laughed at my own gross ineptitude!

]]> By: xadrian http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189699 xadrian Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:27:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189699 Is it wrong that I laughed so hard at that? Is it wrong that I laughed so hard at that?

]]> By: Nick Half http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189587 Nick Half Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:57:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189587 i got like 14.6. dumb i got like 14.6. dumb

]]> By: Rocky Rook http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189483 Rocky Rook Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:34:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189483 2.5m 2.5m

]]> By: RubenCovex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/17/qwop/comment-page-1/#comment-1189440 RubenCovex Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:22:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=20822#comment-1189440 No better time than the present to begin training for the next Olympic Games :P No better time than the present to begin training for the next Olympic Games :P

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