How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

Better watch your back if your cat is showing any of these 9 signs. If you’re still not sure, there’s a handy quiz included. Link -Thanks, Matthew Inman!

i am doomed! hopefully i can continue to keep them from killing me by offering treats . . .
I’d have a cat if my wife didn’t think they were evil for exactly the reasons stated in the link.
Awesome! (except for the bit about signing up for mingle to see my quiz results. Lame.)
The other day I caught one of my conspirators sleeping on my laptop. I actually had to do a system restore to fix the damage.
Johnny Cat, there’s a link directly below the signup box for Mingle to skip to results.
i think my moms dog is planning on eating me in my sleep, the dog only licks me when I am sleeping, I think the dog is taste testing me and I am not quite ripe, that is why she still hasn’t commited
hmm … the 8 phases of dating is very funny too. I know those phases all too well…
I’ve always wanted a cat…but now I’m not too sure. Best to go with the imaginary pet. No clean up at all!
If you think this is funny, check out “Kitae Butt” profile on facebook. He is a cat, but also a pretentious artist. His “sculpures” are actually dead animals. Warning: dead animal photos.

