How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

By Miss Cellania in Everything Else on Nov 13, 2008 at 12:39 pm


Better watch your back if your cat is showing any of these 9 signs. If you’re still not sure, there’s a handy quiz included. Link -Thanks, Matthew Inman!


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  1. sw
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    i am doomed! hopefully i can continue to keep them from killing me by offering treats . . .

  2. Rocky Rook
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    I’d have a cat if my wife didn’t think they were evil for exactly the reasons stated in the link.

  3. Johnny Cat
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Awesome! (except for the bit about signing up for mingle to see my quiz results. Lame.)

    The other day I caught one of my conspirators sleeping on my laptop. I actually had to do a system restore to fix the damage.

  4. cheechman85
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    I didn’t get it…

  5. stormie24
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    uh oh…if this is the case then a lot of people are in danger…

  6. unohav_1
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Johnny Cat, there’s a link directly below the signup box for Mingle to skip to results.

  7. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    i think my moms dog is planning on eating me in my sleep, the dog only licks me when I am sleeping, I think the dog is taste testing me and I am not quite ripe, that is why she still hasn’t commited

  8. silentwatcher24
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    hmm … the 8 phases of dating is very funny too. I know those phases all too well…

  9. Ali S.
    Nov 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    I’ve always wanted a cat…but now I’m not too sure. Best to go with the imaginary pet. No clean up at all! :D

  10. renderanything
    Nov 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Well, seems like Craig Ferguson has been right all along.

  11. Cnidaria
    Nov 14th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    If you think this is funny, check out “Kitae Butt” profile on facebook. He is a cat, but also a pretentious artist. His “sculpures” are actually dead animals. Warning: dead animal photos.

  12. lovemeordie236
    Nov 15th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    Just as I imagined *gasp!!*


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