How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

1. sw
   November 13th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

   i am doomed! hopefully i can continue to keep them from killing me by offering treats . . .

2. Rocky Rook
   November 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

   I'd have a cat if my wife didn't think they were evil for exactly the reasons stated in the link.

3. Johnny Cat
   November 13th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

   Awesome! (except for the bit about signing up for mingle to see my quiz results. Lame.)

   The other day I caught one of my conspirators sleeping on my laptop. I actually had to do a system restore to fix the damage.

4. cheechman85
   November 13th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

   I didn't get it...

5. stormie24
   November 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

   uh oh...if this is the case then a lot of people are in danger...

6. unohav_1
   November 13th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

   Johnny Cat, there's a link directly below the signup box for Mingle to skip to results.

7. sise
   November 13th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

   I KNEW IT!!!

8. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
   November 13th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

   i think my moms dog is planning on eating me in my sleep, the dog only licks me when I am sleeping, I think the dog is taste testing me and I am not quite ripe, that is why she still hasn't commited

9. silentwatcher24
   November 13th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

   hmm ... the 8 phases of dating is very funny too. I know those phases all too well...

10. Ali S.
    November 14th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    I've always wanted a cat...but now I'm not too sure. Best to go with the imaginary pet. No clean up at all!

11. renderanything
    November 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    Well, seems like Craig Ferguson has been right all along.

12. Cnidaria
    November 14th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    If you think this is funny, check out "Kitae Butt" profile on facebook. He is a cat, but also a pretentious artist. His "sculpures" are actually dead animals. Warning: dead animal photos.

13. lovemeordie236
    November 15th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    Just as I imagined *gasp!!*

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