Unstoppable Murder Machine

By Miss Cellania in Comics & Cartoons on Nov 12, 2008 at 10:30 am

Matthew Inman, who brought us 9 Reasons NOT to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex and other funnies, has posted instructions for how to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine! Link -via Everlasting Blort

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silentwatcher24
Nov 12th, 2008 at 10:31 am
I love these guys… they always come up with the cleverest things…
stormie24
Nov 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am
hilarious. I didn’t get the knives part though but maybe it’s just me. (
Rocky Rook
Nov 12th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Ingenious!
stacyj
Nov 12th, 2008 at 10:47 am
The ‘Scary Sounds of Halloween’ bit was the best part, imo =)
Mex
Nov 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Lol… this shit is hilarious. The unicorn is my favorite
renderanything
Nov 12th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Yeah, I was wondering how you’re supposed to deploy the “rolling lightning attack!” without unleashing electrical lacerations on your person.
noahstrickland
Nov 13th, 2008 at 8:48 am
where a rubber suit dummy.
ted
Nov 13th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
You’re supposed to do all these things at once, though, right?
Ali S.
Nov 14th, 2008 at 1:43 am
The site reminds me of jokes found in The Perry Bible Fellowship comics.

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