Comments on: Caption Monkey 51: Nom nom nom … http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/ The Neat Side of the Web Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:48:08 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: lordunger http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-2/#comment-1155337 lordunger Thu, 13 Nov 2008 07:48:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1155337 You wouldn't happen to have a cup of warm water would ya? You wouldn’t happen to have a cup of warm water would ya?

]]> By: Khain13 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-2/#comment-1154457 Khain13 Thu, 13 Nov 2008 02:37:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1154457 I can has desert? I can has desert?

]]> By: DanR http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-2/#comment-1153842 DanR Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:22:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1153842 You know, with Geico insurance, you could have ice cream every day - even if you have an accident at work! You know, with Geico insurance, you could have ice cream every day – even if you have an accident at work!

]]> By: Gary http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1153545 Gary Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:26:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1153545 Its a fork-n-gecko Its a fork-n-gecko

]]> By: Brad http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1152802 Brad Wed, 12 Nov 2008 17:05:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1152802 "Due to budget constraints, America's Next Top Chef is getting a new judge" “Due to budget constraints, America’s Next Top Chef is getting a new judge”

]]> By: Brad http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1152742 Brad Wed, 12 Nov 2008 16:43:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1152742 "Emeril Lagose's taste tester" “Emeril Lagose’s taste tester”

]]> By: CreamTrumpet http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1152196 CreamTrumpet Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:16:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1152196 Do you want flies with that? Do you want flies with that?

]]> By: Geiger Maelstrom http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1151716 Geiger Maelstrom Wed, 12 Nov 2008 10:01:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1151716 "Global Recession and Gordon Gecko." “Global Recession and Gordon Gecko.”

]]> By: Kevin McDonnell http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1151266 Kevin McDonnell Wed, 12 Nov 2008 07:03:53 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1151266 Heh Heh. Who needs liposuction when you have actuarial tables? Fools! Time for din din... Heh Heh. Who needs liposuction when you have actuarial tables? Fools! Time for din din…

]]> By: travelina http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1151222 travelina Wed, 12 Nov 2008 06:40:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1151222 One small slurp for gecko, one giant bite for lizardkind! One small slurp for gecko, one giant bite for lizardkind!

]]> By: Julie http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150944 Julie Wed, 12 Nov 2008 04:38:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150944 Waiter to guest: "Sir, I saw everything! It was a tongue by lizarding!" Waiter to guest: “Sir, I saw everything! It was a tongue by lizarding!”

]]> By: Baawm http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150393 Baawm Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:42:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150393 ..is that Gecko wearing eye shadow and lipstick? ..is that Gecko wearing eye shadow and lipstick?

]]> By: Baawm http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150380 Baawm Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:39:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150380 Vrooooom vroooom vroooooooooooom I am a racey car. Vrooooom vroooom vroooooooooooom I am a racey car.

]]> By: ren http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150214 ren Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:40:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150214 oh noes, lactose intolerance! oh noes, lactose intolerance!

]]> By: neuraltraffic http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150063 neuraltraffic Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:37:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150063 there is a national crisis of owners spoiling captive geckos, this one here is seen dining on puréed maggots. there is a national crisis of owners spoiling captive geckos, this one here is seen dining on puréed maggots.

]]> By: twobitme http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1150033 twobitme Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:26:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1150033 Even the Geico Gecko has been hit hard by the economic downturn; forced to now steal off the plates of those he once tried helping. Even the Geico Gecko has been hit hard by the economic downturn; forced to now steal off the plates of those he once tried helping.

]]> By: neverlast7 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149621 neverlast7 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:11:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149621 I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it tastes. I’m not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it tastes.

]]> By: Patrick Scott http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149592 Patrick Scott Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:56:34 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149592 So,you gonna finish this or what? So,you gonna finish this or what?

]]> By: Patrick Scott http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149570 Patrick Scott Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:54:32 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149570 Ok, no more speed dating over lunch. Ok, no more speed dating over lunch.

]]> By: Faz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149541 Faz Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:42:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149541 "Oh, You wanted a Blizzard Treat!" “Oh, You wanted a Blizzard Treat!”

]]> By: NeonCat http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149533 NeonCat Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:35:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149533 I hope I'm not lactose intolerant… I hope I’m not lactose intolerant…

]]> By: Brans http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149480 Brans Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:24:41 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149480 Please don't think I'm a pickle. Please don't think I'm a pickle. Please don't think I'm a pickle. Please don’t think I’m a pickle. Please don’t think I’m a pickle. Please don’t think I’m a pickle.

]]> By: Faz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149448 Faz Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:18:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149448 I am having your dessert ! *ShhhhhhhLuuurrrrrrp* I drink it up ! I am having your dessert ! *ShhhhhhhLuuurrrrrrp* I drink it up !

]]> By: JL http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149379 JL Tue, 11 Nov 2008 20:01:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149379 Dude, pie makes munchies go away. Dude, pie makes munchies go away.

]]> By: neuraltraffic http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149275 neuraltraffic Tue, 11 Nov 2008 19:19:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149275 This is a rare glimpse of the gecko getting its daily sugar-fill. A discovery that ultimately lead to demystifying the secrets of its sticky food pads: secreting molasses. This is a rare glimpse of the gecko getting its daily sugar-fill. A discovery that ultimately lead to demystifying the secrets of its sticky food pads: secreting molasses.

]]> By: jimmyhoffascorpse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149220 jimmyhoffascorpse Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:59:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149220 *"Blend, blend into the surroundings, blend damn it!" small change but it amde the difference to my naggling mind *”Blend, blend into the surroundings, blend damn it!”

small change but it amde the difference to my naggling mind

]]> By: jimmyhoffascorpse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149216 jimmyhoffascorpse Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:58:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149216 "Blend, blend, into the surroundings, Blend damn you!" “Blend, blend, into the surroundings, Blend damn you!”

]]> By: CreamTrumpet http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149087 CreamTrumpet Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:31:43 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149087 Gordon Gecko says, "Greed is good" Gordon Gecko says, “Greed is good”

]]> By: ECA http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1149043 ECA Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:14:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1149043 CREAM,,,YUMMMM... What a way to Clean a colon.. CREAM,,,YUMMMM…
What a way to Clean a colon..

]]> By: seaorchide http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148943 seaorchide Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:35:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148943 This is the last time I let Gordon set me up on a blind date... This is the last time I let Gordon set me up on a blind date…

]]> By: Kaylin http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148834 Kaylin Tue, 11 Nov 2008 17:00:48 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148834 I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya! I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!

]]> By: pistoleshrimp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148766 pistoleshrimp Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:39:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148766 This sure helps get the taste of bugs out of my mouth. This sure helps get the taste of bugs out of my mouth.

]]> By: nate http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148687 nate Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:01:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148687 HA! ikillhobos gets my vote. HA! ikillhobos gets my vote.

]]> By: Beer4Me http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148673 Beer4Me Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:56:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148673 Hep meh, ma tun ith tuck! Hep meh, ma tun ith tuck!

]]> By: ikillhobos http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148644 ikillhobos Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:51:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148644 "Yes Mr. Waiter, while I do admit this did technically solve the problem of the fly in my soup, I think we've moved on to an entirely different situation here. I'm gonna need to see the manager." “Yes Mr. Waiter, while I do admit this did technically solve the problem of the fly in my soup, I think we’ve moved on to an entirely different situation here. I’m gonna need to see the manager.”

]]> By: john stewart http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148575 john stewart Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:26:44 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148575 Wow, that is the most elaborate garnish I have ever seen. That lizard almost looks real. (moment later) Did it's head just move? Wow, that is the most elaborate garnish I have ever seen. That lizard almost looks real. (moment later) Did it’s head just move?

]]> By: Sannhp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148572 Sannhp Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:23:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148572 Bonnie thought it was cute until she saw another gecko rummaging through her purse. Bonnie thought it was cute until she saw another gecko rummaging through her purse.

]]> By: Sannhp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148548 Sannhp Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:18:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148548 Maybe it's from being out in the sun all day, but I swear that wedge of lime is licking my plate. Maybe it’s from being out in the sun all day, but I swear that wedge of lime is licking my plate.

]]> By: Rocky Rook http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148522 Rocky Rook Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:08:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148522 "You should try my French kiss" “You should try my French kiss”

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148513 MariV Tue, 11 Nov 2008 15:00:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148513 Honestly, who needs opposable thumbs? Honestly, who needs opposable thumbs?

]]> By: Sannhp http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148504 Sannhp Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:59:55 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148504 Jump up here, pose for photo... it's as easy as stealing custard from a tourist. Jump up here, pose for photo… it’s as easy as stealing custard from a tourist.

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148499 MariV Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:58:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148499 Don't mind me... carry on... Don’t mind me… carry on…

]]> By: MariV http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148487 MariV Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:57:54 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148487 Sweeeeeeet! Sweeeeeeet!

]]> By: mistaj http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148396 mistaj Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:33:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148396 "It's cool... I washed my hands." “It’s cool… I washed my hands.”

]]> By: nate http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148391 nate Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:30:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148391 okhay...thimply thake thhe thork han thry mah thongue thrumb thhe thlate. okhay…thimply thake thhe thork han thry mah thongue thrumb thhe thlate.

]]> By: Ron Logan http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148390 Ron Logan Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:28:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148390 I can save you a bunch of money on.....mmmm, custard! I can save you a bunch of money on…..mmmm, custard!

]]> By: seaorchide http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148363 seaorchide Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:23:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148363 Does this fork make my tongue look fat? Does this fork make my tongue look fat?

]]> By: Scotchdrnkr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148360 Scotchdrnkr Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:17:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148360 Remember next time!! I prefer Chocolate. Remember next time!! I prefer Chocolate.

]]> By: Scotchdrnkr http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148357 Scotchdrnkr Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:16:05 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148357 Excuse me. You don't mind if I have a bite of your Desert? Do You? Excuse me. You don’t mind if I have a bite of your Desert? Do You?

]]> By: John R. http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/comment-page-1/#comment-1148266 John R. Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:35:30 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/11/caption-monkey-51-nom-nom-nom/#comment-1148266 Oi, did you know you could save a bunch of money on your car insurance by sharing your dessert with me? Oi, did you know you could save a bunch of money on your car insurance by sharing your dessert with me?

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