If the maker of Teletubbies wanted to save some money and wouldn't pay for official inspection, it would be "adults only", too.

For many years there have been discussion about whether we should shut down the entire office, because it's useless and expensive. This stupid little incident made finally the government officials to join this conversation and maybe it finally happens.

I feel confident in saying that every episode is chock full of family-safe, god fearin' goodness.

My siblings and I all watched LHOTP while it was in syndication (Apparently it's still shown, but on daytime TV with these 10-minute-long "save the children" commercials so it's heavily edited). Anyway, we loved the show, but after seeing each episode about five times we found ourselves "Rocky Horror"-ing it, shouting additional dialogue at the screen and making off-color comments. One of my brothers even "scripted" Little House erotica to amuse his friends at college. THAT is what this article's headline reminded me of!