Comments on: Darth Vader Toaster

By: Darragh

Darragh — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:42:07 +0000

Those things look really cool, but I hear they’re supposed to be bad for you because of how they actually burn on the image.

By: Platfarmer

Platfarmer — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:46:12 +0000

if I had $55 to waste I would totally buy that~

By: KWhit

KWhit — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 19:30:44 +0000

All around the galaxy, even on the coast.
Imperials ask, “What do you like most?”
Vader doesn’t brag; Vader doesn’t boast.
He just tells ‘em he likes toast!

YEAH TOAST!

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:36:39 +0000

Hey as long as my butter melts and the jam is sweet and tasty I’ll eat it with the evil dark side bread.

By: MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT

MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:18:11 +0000

Leave it to the darkside of the force to ruin a perfectly good peice of toast. Master Yoda would not be pleased.

By: Alice H

Alice H — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 16:10:41 +0000

They need to rethink their ship date. Every year, around November, I find something really cool that would make a great Christmas gift that won’t ship until January. I’m thinking last year it was a Battlestar Galactica toaster.

By: MarcBee

MarcBee — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:34:33 +0000

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

By: stacyj

stacyj — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:11:45 +0000

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAST!!

By: SueDunham

SueDunham — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:12:19 +0000

After about the 4th time the novelty wears off and you realize you’re eating burnt toast.

By: Max Power

Max Power — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:18:40 +0000

ted, DDDDD

By: Pudifoot

Pudifoot — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:09:12 +0000

This is the toaster of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a oven, but an elegant toaster for a more civilized age.

By: Pudifoot

Pudifoot — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:06:52 +0000

I find your lack of bread disturbing.

By: ted

ted — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 07:37:12 +0000

I guess it’s too obvious to ask which side of the bread is the dark side.

By: renderanything

renderanything — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:29:10 +0000

Yes, but I believe the real question is how much can you sell the bleesed piece of toast emblazoned with the image of the dark sith lord for on e-bay.

By: wookielover

wookielover — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:22:54 +0000

I really really need one. Breakfast will never be the same!

By: seekshelter

seekshelter — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:23:11 +0000

i have a friend thats got a hello kitty one… meow

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 02:59:44 +0000

It’s as if a thousand slices of bread cried out at once, and were suddenly silenced. Which is to say, delicious.