I mean, maybe you need a replica of King Tut's throne to mark your alpha-dog spot at the dining room table. It's only $895. And if you order two (the holiday season is just around the corner, people!), they are only $875 each.
Brittany, the Neatorama reader who suggested Design Toscano for our new Things You Probably Don't Need feature, was dead on: you probably don't need anything from Design Toscano. But it's definitely entertaining!