The Moustache is Tiny Squid Roasts

Psst! The Moustache is Tiny Squid Roasts. And whatever you do, DO NOT get the Demon Moustache – found at Ectomoplasmosis

Psst! The Moustache is Tiny Squid Roasts. And whatever you do, DO NOT get the Demon Moustache – found at Ectomoplasmosis
So if I order the item on the top right, do I get to choose between scalding and burning, or is the choice already made for me arbitrarily?
The “moustache” here refers to the squid’s tentacles as opposed to the squid’s body. A better translation for the first dish would be “Roasted squid tentacles” (tiny or otherwise).
I would translate the word they translated to “Demon” as “monster.” “Roasted Monster Squid Tentacles.”
And yes – Jayne is right – this is Thai.
The word translated to “demon” would better be translated to “giant” – as that is what it means in Thai. This is truly some abysmal English! Hence, the reason why I still have a job in this country!

