Comments on: Caption Monkey 49: Elephant Seal and Penguin

By: mouse209

mouse209 — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:04:10 +0000

“One of Nature’s wonders… all the foreskin in the world washed up into one big pile.”

By: marcintosh

marcintosh — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:48:32 +0000

“I have the POW-ER!”

By: Buck

Buck — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:59:39 +0000

Ima ‘e cheu

By: burninglily

burninglily — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:45:01 +0000

I am the walrus! GooGooGaChoo.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:58:39 +0000

Eh sir, we love your singing, but there where one or two complaints about the volume. Sir? Mr Walrus Coocoogechoo, sir?

By: mouse209

mouse209 — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:53:49 +0000

“Hey Ned, I swear that large rock just farted.”

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:04:07 +0000

Worst mating call in the elephant seal world.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:37:48 +0000

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. The truth? You can’t handle the truth!

By: JamesM

JamesM — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:38:18 +0000

WHERE’S MAH BUCKET?!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

By: Darfur

Darfur — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 23:28:55 +0000

“You underestimate me Galvatron…”

By: neontetra

neontetra — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 22:17:51 +0000

“Urge to sneeze growing… Ah… Ah…”

By: sybann

sybann — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:27:55 +0000

Aw dood, don cry – you can haz MY bukkit!

By: Don Newbury

Don Newbury — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:52:19 +0000

Bob the Penguin always made sure to dress properly for the opera

By: Donley

Donley — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:21:50 +0000

“Eat This, Not That!”

By: PJ

PJ — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:17:08 +0000

“I kept your eggs nice and warm while you were out on your morning swim. Now, where’d I put them, and what’s all this gunk on my backside?”

By: Adam D. Jones

Adam D. Jones — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:53:41 +0000

“You weak-minded fool! He’s using an old Jedi mind trick!”

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:24:35 +0000

You called, sir?

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:16:11 +0000

And the penguin says to the walrus:
“Yep. I see it. You have convinced me, Rosemary. You have the body of a ballerina…”

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:12:15 +0000

And the walrus said to the penguin:
“Here’s my impression of ‘Castaway’…
Wilsoooooooon, I’m soooooooooorry!”

By: MariV

MariV — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 17:10:32 +0000

A sudden sense of dread came over Bob as he realized that maybe his friend Hank had been in the mouth of the walrus just a bit too long…

By: KARYN

KARYN — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 16:48:12 +0000

Don’t you DARE sneeze on me!

By: Tomquix

Tomquix — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:43:42 +0000

Wazzup?!?!?!

By: Sam R.

Sam R. — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:31:36 +0000

The penguin was a notorious bully on the beach.

By: AJC

AJC — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:42:03 +0000

The last sound Frank the Penguin ever heard was ‘Ah..aah..aachoo’ The rest was darkness.

By: Em

Em — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:35:02 +0000

OMGWTFCO2?!?!!

By: seekshelter

seekshelter — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:19:39 +0000

no really, rain tastes just like tuna. try it!

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:14:35 +0000

OH!!!!! This Toilet seat is COOOOOLD!!!!!

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:13:54 +0000

Damn Penguins have been in my stash again!!

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 12:12:57 +0000

Who ate the last Donut!!!!!?

By: RJ Evans

RJ Evans — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:50:14 +0000

Walrus to Penguin: “…And if you can just do a flipper stand on top of my nose, we can run away and join the Circus… honest.”

By: Tara

Tara — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:12:03 +0000

“You can moan all you want, but I’m just not buying the whole ‘thyroid problem’ story.”

By: Tara

Tara — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:03:36 +0000

Another view from Sarah Palin’s porch

By: spikey

spikey — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 03:30:03 +0000

“Do my sinuses look infected to you?”

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:34:58 +0000

Seal: What did the iceburg say to the penguin?

Penguin: What?

Seal: Nothing. Iceburgs can’t talk! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:32:24 +0000

Try as he may, Bob never was able to eat his own boogers.

By: Matt M

Matt M — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:07:55 +0000

What’s all the fuss about?

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:07:31 +0000

“Palin?!?!? He picked Sarah Palin??!?!!? HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

By: WordyGrrl

WordyGrrl — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:03:29 +0000

PENGUIN: “So the mechanic says ‘Looks like you blew a seal.’ and I said, “No, it’s just ice cream!”

SEAL: “Ahahahaha….”

By: CreamTrumpet

CreamTrumpet — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:18:59 +0000

PENGUIN: What’s so funny?

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:07:52 +0000

He stood jaw open for the military rations to be dropped from the sky. Sadly, the penguin knew he was out of luck- again.

By: Stiles

Stiles — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:52:15 +0000

As Gary explored the shores of this recently discovered island he couldn’t help but wonder what ancient civilization had carved these monuments and what was their purpose?

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:26:38 +0000

“Look! A penguin! Snarf! Snarf!”

By: BeardyOne

BeardyOne — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:21:50 +0000

There’s no way I’m getting in that water slide.

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:20:20 +0000

“ME GRIMLOCK KING OF THE ELEPHANT SEALS.”

By: renderanything

renderanything — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:07:21 +0000

“Yellow neck!”
“Big nose!”

By: Katy Morgan

Katy Morgan — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:45:58 +0000

STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

By: elindbloom

elindbloom — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:42:02 +0000

Damn! You scared the hell outta me, I thought you wuz a rock.

By: Dale

Dale — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:37:50 +0000

The first photos of Manuel Uribe’s wedding have arrived.

By: Carla

Carla — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:33:14 +0000

“…okay penguins. I’m going to do this *nom nom nom* while I walk in your general direction – and if you get eaten, it’s not my fault.”

By: Clair

Clair — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:32:39 +0000

Penguin whisper “Dude, his nose totally looks like a penis!”