The Ultimate Expeditionary Camper

By John Farrier in Auto & Transportation on Oct 24, 2008 at 7:46 pm

For a mere $670,000 you can own an Action Mobil Global Cruiser Expedition Vehicle. It has a 781 cubic inch turbodiesel engine, weighs 21 tons, and carries 219 gallons of gas and 154 gallons of water. On the roof are four 240 watt solar panels to power the luxurious interior amenities. I’m sure that Alex and Miss Cellania are already bankrolling Neatorama’s vast revenues into purchasing this vehicle in preparation for the coming zombie apocalpyse.

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  1. Miss Cellania
    Oct 24th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Hey, don’t look at me; I just work here!

  3. CheeseDuck
    Oct 24th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Psh. I’m sure Alex can get better.

  4. Pudifoot
    Oct 24th, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    bankrolling Neatorama’s vast revenues??? Does that mean no more free watches? :-(

  5. Alex
    Oct 24th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    This is more like what I can afford.

  6. Johnny Cat
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 1:14 am

    Nice old school fetch there, Alex.

  7. Tim Giachetti
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    That’s actually cheaper than the bus\camper conversions.

  8. D Bozko
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 8:17 am

    For the coming zombie apocalpyse? First of all that would be zombie apocalypse and you don’t want to be out running around, even in one of these. Two words, underground bunker. It’s the only truly safe place.

  9. jazz
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 8:23 am

    i wonder how it will cost fill it up at the gas station….

  10. Sid Morrison
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am

    Major bummer that it has a diesel engine but “carries 219 gallons of gas”. What poor planning on their part for not equipping it with a diesel fuel tank. They aren’t going to get far.

  11. Sid Morrison
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    @jazz-

    Figuring the cost to fill up is actually fairly easy if you are acquainted with the mathematical concept of multiplication.

    Cost per fillup = 219 gallons x the fuel price per gallon.

    Crazy, no?

    How about that No Child Left Behind law?

  12. MarcBee
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    add a couple of chainsaws and a gun turret and that is my vehicle of choice for the zombie apocalypse

  13. jazz
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    will it be expensive?

    ps-i dont live in the usa,so i dont know

  14. Christophe
    Oct 25th, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    @jazz
    Not from US, hu? Then you may not know what a gallon is… and for that matter neither a mile, ounce, fluid ounce, pound, cup, foot, inch, fathom, etc, etc.

    Although I love America, I hate their measuring system : this is way too British for me ;
    )
    And for your question, in most European countries, filling up the tank would be around 1000 Euros (1 month base salary? Yikes!)


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