The Ultimate Expeditionary Camper
For a mere $670,000 you can own an Action Mobil Global Cruiser Expedition Vehicle. It has a 781 cubic inch turbodiesel engine, weighs 21 tons, and carries 219 gallons of gas and 154 gallons of water. On the roof are four 240 watt solar panels to power the luxurious interior amenities. I'm sure that Alex and Miss Cellania are already bankrolling Neatorama's vast revenues into purchasing this vehicle in preparation for the coming zombie apocalpyse.
























