Me Cheeta

Cheeta, the oldest living chimp and Tarzan co-star, has "written" an autobiography of sorts titled "Me Cheeta" and fans are puzzled as to who actually wrote the thing:

In the book, Cheeta describes Rex Harrison, his co-star in Dr Dolittle, as "that marvellous light comedian", but then calls him a "universally despised, impotent alcoholic" who tried to murder him by getting him to fall out of a tree.

If Marlene Dietrich was a good German, writes Cheeta, "then the bad ones must be absolutely f***ing terrifying".

Find out who actually wrote it here: Link | Me Cheeta website


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Miss Fidget, are you saying they made a monkey out of you?

I'll be here all week, folks - remember to tip the veal, and try the waitresses...
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Cheetah actually lives in Florida. He lives in what was once known as the CHIMP FARM a retirement home for show and pet primates. The joint was taken over, classed up and renamed the Suncoast Primate Sanctuary. Don't adopt a monkey from them. I adopted Cheetah (mike) for several clients last year and got NOTHING. Had to get the BBB involved. Not nice folks those primate sanctuary peeps.

http://www.suncoastprimate.org/cheetahbio.html
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