Comments on: Tag a Dummer

By: Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 15:18:21 +0000

I'm quite irritated by Hummers and other battlecar galacticas, especially when they take up two parking spaces ON PURPOSE because God forbid that anyone park too closely to their war machines.

But this is private property, folks. We can not live in a free society when people take it upon themselves to vanalize private property, just to score political points. This is Fascism.

By: Moodindigo

Moodindigo — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 08:25:28 +0000

Nice looking site though...

By: oye

oye — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 00:28:39 +0000

Yea, most of the pics seemed to be the result of someone with no skills with photoshop. Lame.

By: ted

ted — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 00:31:51 +0000

Pol x, I bow to your superior judgment.

I've only had a ride in one Hummer, and it didn't seem terribly comfortable.

I just assumed that anybody who'd go to the trouble of Photoshopping a bunch of D's on Hummer pictures is probably a smidge envious.

By: Drab

Drab — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 22:37:33 +0000

Wicked Ashtray, No one needs:

Any paint other than black. All other colors are just prestentious and add icky pigements to the environment. ANd let's not talk about tats..

Tofu, chew the soybeans and quit whinning

Earing, nose rings, other rings, just a waste of resources that someone had to mine, transport...

Beer, unless you make it yourself from barly you grow (John Barlycorn must die!).

Poetry Magazines, Kleig lights for music or plays, ...

Oh, you like things and think they are fine, but if you don't like them there is no reason for anyone to possibly have them...

I bow to your superior judgement, tastes and discerment of what is truly worthwhile for me.

By: Wickedashtray

Wickedashtray — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 21:34:47 +0000

No one and I mean NO ONE needs an 8 cylinder engine nowadays unless they are using it for a specific purpose such as work etc. 4 cylinder engines are far more efficient and powerful than they were even 20 years ago. The kicker is that 90% of the time when I see vehicles such as the Hummer on the road there is a single occupant inside. Their excuse "I want to make sure my family is safe!". So with that mentality its become a sort of arms race.

I bought a Scion XB (the one that looks like a toaster with wheels) and got used to the size very quickly and it turns out its far more pleasant to drive and more comfortable than some of the land yachts I drove when I was younger.

By: smallmanbigmouth

smallmanbigmouth — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 18:59:25 +0000

Driving a Hummer is vandalism

By: Justin

Justin — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:57:27 +0000

lol @ evil pundit!

By: Zombie

Zombie — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 15:34:55 +0000

sadtomato - I bought an SUV because I work craft shows and the like and have to haul around a lot of equipment. My mother and grandmother (before she passed away) both rely on wheelchairs to get around and I needed a vehicle that could also carry both of those chairs around while still being able to comfortably carry to two disabled people, not including myself, my father, my husband or a cousin who came along to help with our outings.

Who are you to judge what I drive?

Be glad you never vandalized my car - I would have pressed charges against you. You are a sad, pathetic, judgmental, holier-than-thou waste of space.

By: Pol x

Pol x — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 11:30:35 +0000

ted

whiny, self-important holier-than-thous.... sure, but in no way envious.

Hummers are rubbish cars. If you want a all wheel drive car get a land rover, or a land cruiser troop carrier, hummers are god awful.

Also a Hummer is a sort of blow job.

By: DOJ

DOJ — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:57:54 +0000

"How long until someone replaces the last two letters of “Prius” with “ck”?" -Evil Pundit

nicely done, worth a second mention

By: dogrun81

dogrun81 — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:15:46 +0000

Yes, of all the evils in the world, we should definitely be focused on stopping large cars.

Thank God we have Mr. Gore to lead the way on living a green life. He would never use more fossil fuel energy than absolutely necessary. I mean he would never have a huge house that sucks up 12 times more fuel than an average home. That would just be showing off. Let's look at his eco-friendly house:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp

Oh wait, he buys carbon offsets and planted a tree to make it ok.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 04:13:28 +0000

i say cute idea, bad photoshoping.
wtf?

By: Ron

Ron — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:52:20 +0000

sadtomato

Wow/ What a hero you are.

By: Sofar

Sofar — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 03:17:04 +0000

I'm afraid you can't make the name "Hummer" stupider than it already is.

By: emmakate

emmakate — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:45:57 +0000

dude i was expecting actual pictures where someone put actual 'D' stickers on Hummers!! those ppl do not know how to use photoshop apparently

By: Carl

Carl — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:18:53 +0000

There's zero reason to get a HUMMER except to show off. They get what they deserve.

By: Church

Church — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:34:31 +0000

Oh, dude! My car is totally more efficient than yours! I'm laughing at you on teh internets!

(And I drive a two-seater, so I *just* might be laughing at you.)

By: sadtomato

sadtomato — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:15:37 +0000

I used to tag SUV's with a paper (comes off pretty easily) bumper stickers that said "I'm changing the climate, ask me how!"

By: moo

moo — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 00:55:46 +0000

Good photoshop skills. Most (all?) pictures are an obvious fake.

By: D Bozko

D Bozko — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:52:45 +0000

I love the legal disclaimer. Here's what you do, how you do it and the materials you'll need. Oh and it's illegal and if you're caught you're on your own. However, when you do it take a picture and post it here. You've got to love America. The freedom to own what you want and have it vandalized (yes it is vandalism) by those that think they should be running all of our lives.

By: ted

ted — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:39:02 +0000

The perfect pastime for whiny, envious, self-important holier-than-thous.

By: Slee

Slee — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:27:02 +0000

And i thought the "Dummer" was referring to the fact that these people are W supporters....

By: Evil Pundit

Evil Pundit — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:26:49 +0000

How long until someone replaces the last two letters of "Prius" with "ck"?

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:20:57 +0000

The picture looks slightly old. I think it maybe due to the '04 sticker on the window. But still a fascinating way to vandalize without damaging property AND making a statement.