Who’s To Blame For The Credit Crunch? Pirates!

By Alex in Money & Finance on Oct 16, 2008 at 1:53 pm

Who’s responsible for the current credit crunch? According to Peter Hayes of the University of Sunderland, it’s the pirates!

Dr Hayes says: “Pirates elected their captain, voted on major decisions and distributed their booty in roughly equal shares, and there is something in the idea that a pirate ship is the equivalent of a modern corporation.

“In the 17th and 18th century privateers were backed by financiers, much like modern multi-national PLCs. The way that privateering was operating back in the golden age of buccaneering, is that a group of individuals come together, and agree to kit out a ship to sail the seven seas to see if they can pull in some gold. It was a global gamble for enormous rewards. These predatory voyages are the roots of modern venture capitalism, with these modern multi-national corporations out to get all they can get. That’s the sort privateering that led to the Credit Crunch.”

Dr Hayes argues that this raises troubling questions about whether rights in modern democratic states can truly be said to be human rights, as opposed to the rights held only by a select few corporations.

Dr Hayes says: “Pirates had a democratic structure, and relative equality, but they were doing all of this to violate the rights of other people. The idea of a social contract is that it protects human rights. But what if you create a social contact to say that we’ll observe rights towards each other, but we won’t observe rights for outsiders?”

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  1. CheeseDuck
    Oct 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    Ah yes, but decreasing pirates causes global warming, so we win some we lose some, eh?

  2. Christophe
    Oct 16th, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    Waiting for the ninja study…

  3. Ominous Red
    Oct 17th, 2008 at 1:29 am

    Awesome post. Gets 2 comments. I am honored to drop a third.

  4. K!P
    Oct 17th, 2008 at 4:41 am

    wel the first corporation to give out shares was the VOC, and it did that have better ships so it could better defend itself against….Pirates :)

  5. me
    Oct 18th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    Perhaps what he misses is that most people have always failed to put outsiders on the same level. To attribute this trait to having originated with this one group show a rather narrow focus. Consciously or not, from childhood cliques to governments throughout history have shown this behavior. For instance, the the spanish treatment of the aztec empire. Pirates may have added democracy, but groups taking advantage of others and not respecting others rights is ancient history.


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