Comments on: Kentucky Man Sets Cockroach Record

By: astrodex

astrodex — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:53:04 +0000

Wrong!

By: Dan0

Dan0 — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:50:52 +0000

it’s a shame jungle john’s record got broken. He was the star an assembly at my elementary school where he terrified everyone with a huge snake and crocodile.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:46:31 +0000

Egads! O_o Now my OCD for using mouthwash just flared up.

By: Travis

Travis — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:11:33 +0000

I think you mean I’m not JUST a low-brow pinhead.

By: SenorMysterioso

SenorMysterioso — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:21:09 +0000

Hmm, if you just think of an obscure enough insect you could probably set the record by placing just one in your mouth.

By: su.wei

su.wei — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:49:40 +0000

the thought of what that must feel like gives me the heeby-jeebies.
blegh!

By: cooties

cooties — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 19:37:14 +0000

Well, I hope his parents are still around to share in their son’s accomplishment.

I can just see mom, head rested on her old man’s chest, tears streaming down her cheeks – ‘We done good, Lloyd Fessler – we done good.’

‘Erma-Leigh, I always knowed our son would do something great. He weren’t no good in school, but you just could tell he had the Fessler family cockroachin’ gene in him.’

FYI, our man Travis isn’t a low-brow pinhead but a celebrated side-show ~~freak~~ entertainer: http://www.travisfessler.com/

By: Gingerbread

Gingerbread — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:59:16 +0000

What a charitable man…

By: Miss Curly

Miss Curly — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:59:04 +0000

This guy will probably never get another date again.

By: stacyj

stacyj — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:28:52 +0000

Why on earth does such a record even EXIST for him TO break?

By: Umm...What?

Umm...What? — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:58:22 +0000

Yuck x 1,000,000,000 = “breaks the world record of putting the most Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches in his mouth”