Comments on: Caption Monkey: Confused Hen

By: EDG

EDG — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:37:21 +0000

I wish to relinquish my right to the prize and have it awarded to Donley for his/her true winning caption of:

“Who’s the Topdog now, bitch!”

By: Tim Morris

Tim Morris — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 01:16:03 +0000

Incubation

Ur Doin it Rong

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:57:50 +0000

Henrietta wondered just where she had left her puppy.

By: jason

jason — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:42:59 +0000

After years of wrestling matches for the ages 13 and up market, the WWE found a cage match suitable for younger viewers.

By: aurora

aurora — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:39:44 +0000

“WHO’S THE CHICKEN NOW?”

By: Bandit

Bandit — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:01:56 +0000

This new sofa has dog hair all over it!

By: J

Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:29:30 +0000

CTF? (Cluck-the-f_ck?)

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:07:54 +0000

“What do you mean,where was I 21 days ago?”

By: Chad K

Chad K — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:06:54 +0000

Genetic hybrid testing leads to world first true “Cock-er-uh-Spaniel”.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:54:13 +0000

While the rooster was away, the hen apparently sought the comfort of the milkman.

By: Sam R.

Sam R. — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:45:56 +0000

Hatching the puppy was easy. Laying the egg hurt like hell.

By: madhen

madhen — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:56:30 +0000

“Can you smell what the hen is cooking!!?”

By: Deb

Deb — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:22:54 +0000

“I don’t remember the egg being this big when I laid it!”

By: monoclemonkey

monoclemonkey — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:12:31 +0000

66% of a Tur-puppen OR “Yes, he’s your brother.”

By: Kivimaki

Kivimaki — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 13:08:14 +0000

With the puppy pinned, the chick could now get to work.

Blood was in the air.

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:30:54 +0000

This is a good example as to why it is so important to go to the optometrist

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:25:10 +0000

Goodmorning, mummy and puppy, the sun is up! Go to bed son, you know I hate to rise early.

By: phil

phil — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:03:48 +0000

Whew! That last one felt like it came out sideways!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:57:17 +0000

Not now, sweetheart. Mother hen is baby’sitting’ for the watchdog.

By: Microcube

Microcube — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:53:57 +0000

Bugs: 5 cents
Grain: 10 cents
Big Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 Dollars

Realizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:53:55 +0000

The quick brown fox will be so confused.

By: Microcube

Microcube — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:50:51 +0000

INCUBATION: YER DOIN IT WRONG

By: Don Bruey

Don Bruey — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:15:24 +0000

“Put the axe down, or the puppy gets it.”

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:03:24 +0000

Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks.

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:01:27 +0000

Little Chick:: I told you if you didn’t leave be alone my big sister would beat you up.

By: elemental

elemental — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:56:44 +0000

a recent scientific discovery, this picture shows that chickens are quickly realizing that cadavers make good incubators.

By: acy

acy — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 10:03:22 +0000

Say UNCLE!

By: LEon

LEon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:54:19 +0000

Little chick: “Mum! can we keep it please!”

By: Francis

Francis — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:09:17 +0000

Little chick: ‘Mom, am I adopted?’

By: Bethany

Bethany — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:55:19 +0000

hopefully her new puppy-pedic mattress will end her sleepless nights.

By: Bec L

Bec L — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:46:02 +0000

Korean Restaurant cover-up attempt: “But we swear it really is chicken!”

By: embilbie

embilbie — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:42:07 +0000

You shoulda seen the EGG…

By: v.dog

v.dog — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:37:44 +0000

That last one hurt so much coming out, I thought I was having puppies!

By: Tara G.

Tara G. — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:34:28 +0000

“Okay okay…I’ll GIVE I promise not to chew on any more chicks!”

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:04:12 +0000

Chicken hot dog!

By: Christophe

Christophe — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:02:05 +0000

I knew from an egg that big that something special was hatching…

By: mike nichols

mike nichols — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:41:31 +0000

In a nice spanish accent. “Ayeeee Chihuahua”

By: Ahalenia

Ahalenia — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:13:11 +0000

Experienced dogsitter. References available.

By: Kaushik Haritha

Kaushik Haritha — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:03:02 +0000

OOPS!

By: Kaushik Haritha

Kaushik Haritha — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:01:28 +0000

oh my! that was one peck of a party

By: Kaushik Haritha

Kaushik Haritha — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 04:00:39 +0000

heyyyy! which one came first. the chick or the pup

By: ernes

ernes — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 03:59:41 +0000

hey bird dog, you’re on the wrong trail,
hey bird dog, get away from my…chick.

By: Lr2d21

Lr2d21 — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:57:23 +0000

thats what i call “doggy style”

By: emmaliu

emmaliu — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:41:07 +0000

my special egg

By: Pat

Pat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 02:20:00 +0000

when the puppy wanted to get alid this is wasnt he had in mind

By: agentasm@yahoo.com

agentasm@yahoo.com — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:58:53 +0000

“There’s nothing worse than being the red-headed step chick…”

By: Rohit

Rohit — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:48:54 +0000

Evolution.

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:46:21 +0000

“you bitch”?

By: Mallory

Mallory — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:37:05 +0000

Just hours after birth, Baby Chick is disappointed to learn he is not his mother’s favorite.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:34:12 +0000

… Why does Rover get my room?