Caption Monkey: Confused Hen

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey on Oct 14, 2008 at 4:01 pm


Photo via TYWKIWDBI

Hooray! It’s time for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford – so make yours good!

Contest rules are easy: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many funny ones as you can think of. Good luck!

Update 10/15/08 – Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to EDG who won with this caption: “Meet the Angelina Jolie of chickens.”


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  1. Tara
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:06 pm

    Hm.. puppy farted.

  2. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Henrietta’s night of doing it “doggie style” has produced an unwelcome result.

  3. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    “Foghorn Leghorn will not be pleased.”

  4. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Meet the Angelina Jolie of chickens.

  5. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    Tired of eating scrambled eggs every day, Henrietta decided to treat her family with a dead puppy for dinner.

  6. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Against Pamela Anderson’s wishes, Henrietta would rather wear dead puppy fur than go naked.

  7. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    The hen that laid the golden retriever.

  8. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    It would seem that the stork has been hitting the bottle hard while making his deliveries.

  9. hawk49er
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    After giving birth to a puppy, the hen realized having a one night stand with the farmers dog was a horrible mistake.

  10. Bobby
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    I really misunderstood me when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time

  11. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Gonzo will not be pleased.

  12. Bobby
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    edit:
    I really misunderstood you when you said you had to give me “dog food” that one time

  13. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    “For some reason this damn puppy refuses to hatch.”

  14. hawk49er
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    The hen’s real chick was not pleased…

  15. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

    “I shall name him…Rover.”

  16. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    “This pillow is a lot warmer than the goose feather one I had.”

  17. hawk49er
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    After killing a puppy, the hen tries to hide the body.

  18. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    Henrietta was not amused when it was reavealed that she was punk’d by Ashton Kutcher.

  19. Colin
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Hannah was never the same after passing that egg.

  20. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    “Don’t worry, lil’ chick. Go ahead and peck away at the dead puppy. It won’t bite.”

  21. Catherine
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    He definitely takes after his father…..

  22. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Henrietta doing her best to make a hotdog.

  23. Psaeg
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Beware Genetically Modified Organics! (Still tastes like chicken, though.)

  24. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Henrietta is more than a little disappointed at the guard dog she purchased online from newegg.com.

  25. Nate
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Chicken comes first, bitch!

  26. Rachel
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    (chick:) i can has my mom now?

  27. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    Kentucky Fried Chicken’s unorthodox method for making hotdogs exposed.

  28. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Fearing for his life, this Michael Vick witness goes into the puppy protection program.

  29. Donley
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Who’s the Topdog now, bitch!

  30. Donley
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Chick: Where does he rank in the pecking order?

  31. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    FOGHORN: “*points at puppy* You son of a bitch!”

    HENRIETTA: “Bawk you!”

  32. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Gene splicing outcomes can be a bitch to perfect.

  33. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Henrietta is not sure if she’s just given birth to a Pupkin or Chuppy.

  34. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    The San Diego Chicken will not be pleased.

  35. Donley
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I’m tired of being cooped up with this bitch!

  36. corinne
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    The last plan Henrietta hatched was markedly canine.

  37. MariV
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Says the hen: “Ok… Ok… enough you guys, will the prankster please come out now?”

  38. David Strope
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    this is the largest egg I have ever laid!!!!!!!!!

  39. EDG
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    “That’s the last time I try to hatch a Cadbury Creme egg.”

  40. Dorothy
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I think ‘Confused Hen’ is funny enough.

  41. trishlovesdolphins
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Which one do YOU think came first?

  42. Matt M
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    It’s interspecies erotica, jackass

  43. dfgledry
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Mom, I’m over here… You drank too much egg nogg again…

  44. gaby
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Hen: Wait a minute! this doesn’t feel right…
    chick: mom, wtf?

  45. Wendy
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    So, this is why I crossed the road?

  47. M. Mae
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Mmm…Feather bed.

  48. sknz
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    You should have seen the egg!

  49. gaibhre
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Shhh….Don’t try to talk. The knife is between your 3rd and 4th rib. Your lung is collapsed. It’ll all be over soon. Shhhhh.

  50. Alexis
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    Hatching Eggs Fail: UR Doin It Wrong!

  51. John Thai
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    The dog came first

  52. hawk49er
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    The dog came first… and like all men, promptly passed out

  53. Diogo
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Wow! Nice hat.

  54. Kate
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:32 pm

    Mum, I know you said Rover was staying over tonight but this is rediculous. Where am I supposed to sleep?

  55. Kate
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    … Why does Rover get my room?

  56. Mallory
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Just hours after birth, Baby Chick is disappointed to learn he is not his mother’s favorite.

  59. agentasm@yahoo.com
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    “There’s nothing worse than being the red-headed step chick…”

  60. Pat
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    when the puppy wanted to get alid this is wasnt he had in mind

  61. emmaliu
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    my special egg

  62. Lr2d21
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    thats what i call “doggy style”

  63. ernes
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    hey bird dog, you’re on the wrong trail,
    hey bird dog, get away from my…chick.

  64. Kaushik Haritha
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    heyyyy! which one came first. the chick or the pup

  65. Kaushik Haritha
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    oh my! that was one peck of a party

  66. Kaushik Haritha
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 11:03 pm

    OOPS!

  67. Ahalenia
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    Experienced dogsitter. References available.

  68. mike nichols
    Oct 14th, 2008 at 11:41 pm

    In a nice spanish accent. “Ayeeee Chihuahua”

  69. Christophe
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:02 am

    I knew from an egg that big that something special was hatching…

  70. Christophe
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    Chicken hot dog!

  71. Tara G.
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:34 am

    “Okay okay…I’ll GIVE I promise not to chew on any more chicks!”

  72. v.dog
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:37 am

    That last one hurt so much coming out, I thought I was having puppies!

  73. embilbie
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:42 am

    You shoulda seen the EGG…

  74. Bec L
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:46 am

    Korean Restaurant cover-up attempt: “But we swear it really is chicken!”

  75. Bethany
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    hopefully her new puppy-pedic mattress will end her sleepless nights.

  76. Francis
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Little chick: ‘Mom, am I adopted?’

  77. LEon
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Little chick: “Mum! can we keep it please!”

  79. elemental
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 5:56 am

    a recent scientific discovery, this picture shows that chickens are quickly realizing that cadavers make good incubators.

  80. Scotchdrnkr
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Little Chick:: I told you if you didn’t leave be alone my big sister would beat you up.

  81. Scotchdrnkr
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    Men are such Dogs. They always go after the BIG Breasted chicks.

  82. Don Bruey
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:15 am

    “Put the axe down, or the puppy gets it.”

  83. Microcube
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am

    INCUBATION: YER DOIN IT WRONG

  84. tripleX
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    The quick brown fox will be so confused.

  85. Microcube
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:53 am

    Bugs: 5 cents
    Grain: 10 cents
    Big Comfortable Living Enclosure: 75 Dollars

    Realizing your little brother was adopted: Priceless

  86. tripleX
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Not now, sweetheart. Mother hen is baby’sitting’ for the watchdog.

  87. phil
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 7:03 am

    Whew! That last one felt like it came out sideways!

  88. tripleX
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 7:25 am

    Goodmorning, mummy and puppy, the sun is up! Go to bed son, you know I hate to rise early.

  89. Brad
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    This is a good example as to why it is so important to go to the optometrist

  90. Kivimaki
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:08 am

    With the puppy pinned, the chick could now get to work.

    Blood was in the air.

  91. monoclemonkey
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:12 am

    66% of a Tur-puppen OR “Yes, he’s your brother.”

  92. Deb
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    “I don’t remember the egg being this big when I laid it!”

  93. madhen
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    “Can you smell what the hen is cooking!!?”

  94. Sam R.
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Hatching the puppy was easy. Laying the egg hurt like hell.

  95. Samantha
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    While the rooster was away, the hen apparently sought the comfort of the milkman.

  96. Chad K
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Genetic hybrid testing leads to world first true “Cock-er-uh-Spaniel”.

  97. Katie
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    “What do you mean,where was I 21 days ago?”

  98. J
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    CTF? (Cluck-the-f_ck?)

  99. Bandit
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    This new sofa has dog hair all over it!

  100. aurora
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    “WHO’S THE CHICKEN NOW?”

  101. jason
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    After years of wrestling matches for the ages 13 and up market, the WWE found a cage match suitable for younger viewers.

  102. Larfin Jackarse
    Oct 15th, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    Henrietta wondered just where she had left her puppy.

  103. Tim Morris
    Oct 17th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    Incubation

    Ur Doin it Rong

  104. EDG
    Oct 20th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    I wish to relinquish my right to the prize and have it awarded to Donley for his/her true winning caption of:

    “Who’s the Topdog now, bitch!”


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