Comments on: Physics Joke: A Neutron Walked Into a Bar …

By: juanjux

juanjux — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:05:57 +0000

What is the sound of two electrons crashing? PLANK!

What is the sound of an electron rotating around and atom? Boooooooooooohrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 20:21:37 +0000

Heheh…

By: Ernie

Ernie — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:34:55 +0000

A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says “Una cerveza, por favor!”

Bartender says “No mas!”

Neutrino replies: “Si, si–un poco!”

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Bartender goes, “Hey, what’s the rush?”

Tachyon walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer, now!”

By: Christopher Palmer

Christopher Palmer — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:24:26 +0000

My favorite physics joke:

Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round. Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes. The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, “Oh my God, did you see that!?” Heisenberg says, “I can’t be certain.”

By: Scotchdrnkr

Scotchdrnkr — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:36:57 +0000

I wonder how many Trick or Treaters will be using these lame jokes this year?

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:57:59 +0000

Its funny because i was watching Tom Mabe videos yesterday and he made that joke in one of the videos.

By: heather

heather — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:40:34 +0000

Lols. The nerdiness XD

By: su.wei

su.wei — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:57:45 +0000

haha i almost wet myself

By: UnreaL

UnreaL — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:25:28 +0000

This reminds me of another one:

Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:

Na#1: “Oh, no… I think I’ve lost an electron!”
Na#2: “What… are you sure?”
Na#1: “Yes, I’m positive!”