Physics Joke: A Neutron Walked Into a Bar ...

So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I'd like a beer, please."

After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"

"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."


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What is the sound of two electrons crashing? PLANK!

What is the sound of an electron rotating around and atom? Boooooooooooohrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says "Una cerveza, por favor!"

Bartender says "No mas!"

Neutrino replies: "Si, si--un poco!"

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Bartender goes, "Hey, what's the rush?"

Tachyon walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer, now!"
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My favorite physics joke:

Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round. Descartes says, "I think not" and POOF he vanishes. The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, "Oh my God, did you see that!?" Heisenberg says, "I can't be certain."
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