Physics Joke: A Neutron Walked Into a Bar …

1. UnreaL
   October 10th, 2008 at 12:25 am

   This reminds me of another one:

   Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:

   Na#1: “Oh, no… I think I’ve lost an electron!”
   Na#2: “What… are you sure?”
   Na#1: “Yes, I’m positive!”

2. su.wei
   October 10th, 2008 at 12:57 am

   haha i almost wet myself

3. heather
   October 10th, 2008 at 2:40 am

   Lols. The nerdiness XD

4. Mouserz
   October 10th, 2008 at 4:57 am

   Its funny because i was watching Tom Mabe videos yesterday and he made that joke in one of the videos.

5. Scotchdrnkr
   October 10th, 2008 at 7:36 am

   I wonder how many Trick or Treaters will be using these lame jokes this year?

6. Christopher Palmer
   October 10th, 2008 at 9:24 am

   My favorite physics joke:

   Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round. Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes. The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, “Oh my God, did you see that!?” Heisenberg says, “I can’t be certain.”

7. Ernie
   October 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

   A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says “Una cerveza, por favor!”

   Bartender says “No mas!”

   Neutrino replies: “Si, si–un poco!”

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   Bartender goes, “Hey, what’s the rush?”

   Tachyon walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer, now!”

8. CheeseDuck
   October 10th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   Heheh…

9. juanjux
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

   What is the sound of two electrons crashing? PLANK!

   What is the sound of an electron rotating around and atom? Boooooooooooohrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

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