So, a neutron walked into a bar and said "I’d like a beer, please."
After the bartender gave him one, he said "How much will that be?"
"For you?" said the bartender "No charge."
UnreaL
This reminds me of another one:
Two sodium atoms are walking down the road chatting. All of a sudden, one stops and turns to its friend looking worried:
Na#1: “Oh, no… I think I’ve lost an electron!”
Na#2: “What… are you sure?”
Na#1: “Yes, I’m positive!”
Mouserz
Its funny because i was watching Tom Mabe videos yesterday and he made that joke in one of the videos.
Scotchdrnkr
I wonder how many Trick or Treaters will be using these lame jokes this year?
Christopher Palmer
My favorite physics joke:
Werner Heisenberg and Rene Descartes are sitting at the bar. The bartender asks if they want another round. Descartes says, “I think not” and POOF he vanishes. The bartender turns to Heisenberg and says, “Oh my God, did you see that!?” Heisenberg says, “I can’t be certain.”
Ernie
A neutrino walks into a Mexican bar and says “Una cerveza, por favor!”
Bartender says “No mas!”
Neutrino replies: “Si, si–un poco!”
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Bartender goes, “Hey, what’s the rush?”
Tachyon walks into a bar and says “Gimme a beer, now!”
juanjux
What is the sound of two electrons crashing? PLANK!
What is the sound of an electron rotating around and atom? Boooooooooooohrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
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