Yankee Pot Roast, a blog of literary satire, has a great spoof on poet William Carlos Williams, assuming that the famous modernist poet is your really bad roommate. Not as bad as the nudist obsessive-compulsive insomniac roommate that I had in college, but pretty bad. Here's a sample:

This Is Just to Say

I have eaten

the soy ice cream

that was in

the ice box

and which

you expressly asked

me

not to touch

Forgive me

it was so gross

I threw half of

it away

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