Comments on: Eyeball Jewelry Makes You Look Like You’re Crying

By: MoonCake

MoonCake — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 12:20:56 +0000

why would you want to look like you’re crying? also, don’t some convicts tattoo teardrops on their cheeks to represent their time spent in prison? and two drops if they were incarcerated twice? why would you want to look like a convict? why would you want something hanging from your eyeball all day? and who would this be marketed to? kids at hot topic and teenagers who don’t manipulate their parents/teachers enough already?

By: Mar

Mar — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 15:17:12 +0000

I agree with eni on this one.. why not just stick crystals on your cheek to look like you’re crying? :-/

By: Badjuk

Badjuk — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 07:06:19 +0000

I think so Woman Whisperer… rulez

By: madbirdee

madbirdee — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:15:41 +0000

um, how do you blink?

By: TwoDragons

TwoDragons — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:03:15 +0000

Euwwwwwww….*shudder*

–TwoDragons

By: Christophe

Christophe — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:05:27 +0000

Alex, I can’t wait for your next eyeball piercing decoration post.

By: jodie

jodie — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:20:11 +0000

product stupidity aside, why would you want to look like you’re crying? i can’t imagine wanting/needing attention this badly.

By: Miss Curly

Miss Curly — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:18:34 +0000

Dumbest. Thing. EVAR!

By: Tempscire

Tempscire — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:13:01 +0000

CREEPY.

Creepy creepy creepy. And not really practical. That has got to be a weird sensation.

By: Ali S.

Ali S. — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:20:30 +0000

@ rintrah

Just what I was thinking!

By: Tim Giachetti

Tim Giachetti — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:54:22 +0000

This is a bit old, been around months already. And totally stupid. Almost as bad as the idiot who had his eyeball tattooed.

By: CheeseDuck

CheeseDuck — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:41:16 +0000

Man that is so Emo.

By: eni

eni — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:35:38 +0000

And you can’t simply attach it to your cheek why? Seriously, just put sticky stuff on the back and put it on your skin. I don’t understand why it has to connect to a contact lens.

By: astrodex

astrodex — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:31:08 +0000

Can they give you red puffy eyes and a runny nose as well?

By: rintrah

rintrah — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:52:41 +0000

Sweet, now I can feel like I have an eyelash stuck on my cornea all the time!

By: sigh

sigh — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:49:30 +0000

People will try to market anything nowadays.

Of course it won’t catch on since it will become annoying to ther wearer that everyone will be constantly telling them they have something hangning from their eyes.

Easy way to rip a contact out too (your own or someone elses).

By: earbox

earbox — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:07:11 +0000

Well, I’m freaked out.

By: Neatoramawontsendmeapassword

Neatoramawontsendmeapassword — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:02:05 +0000

Why?!

By: MightyCow

MightyCow — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:54:49 +0000

Am I the only one who finds it ironic that these are becoming popular just as the movie about everybody going blind at once comes out?