Comments on: Cooking with Balls http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/ The Neat Side of the Web Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:26:25 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: simba http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1130760 simba Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:06:02 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1130760 Fantastic site ! I realy love it and think it`s realy useful ! I think I will be visiting it often in future ! Fantastic site !
I realy love it and think it`s realy useful !
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]]> By: Pinciano http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1066887 Pinciano Sun, 05 Oct 2008 19:53:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1066887 In Spain, the bull's balls are called "criadillas". Many people like it, buy I can´t eat it because of their taste. I prefer tongues or faces of the animals (pigs, beef). They taste delicious. In Spain, the bull's balls are called "criadillas". Many people like it, buy I can´t eat it because of their taste. I prefer tongues or faces of the animals (pigs, beef). They taste delicious.

]]> By: astrodex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1056944 astrodex Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:40:21 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1056944 To tytreuyufjsrge: Does that mean it's okay for me to eat human testicles? To tytreuyufjsrge:

Does that mean it's okay for me to eat human testicles?

]]> By: Alex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1056546 Alex Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:00:37 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1056546 Hahahaha Christophe! Hahahaha Christophe!

]]> By: Granturista http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1056530 Granturista Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:57:00 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1056530 Nutorama! Italian pizza with Serbian balls? I'm so proud of this cultural exchange. Nutorama!
Italian pizza with Serbian balls?
I'm so proud of this cultural exchange.

]]> By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1056181 Thomas Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:11:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1056181 The vast majority of cultures see no point in killing an animal and throwing any of it away. Just because you hold sentimental feelings toward your balls doesn't mean balls aren't nutritious and delicious. Now, I've never had the opportunity to eat cooked balls before, but I'd probably try them, as I have heard that they're pretty good. The vast majority of cultures see no point in killing an animal and throwing any of it away. Just because you hold sentimental feelings toward your balls doesn't mean balls aren't nutritious and delicious. Now, I've never had the opportunity to eat cooked balls before, but I'd probably try them, as I have heard that they're pretty good.

]]> By: gl3nk http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1055938 gl3nk Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:01:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1055938 This is sick. How soon until we begin seeing McNut sandwiches on a McDonalds menu... or TV cooking specials like: "Have a Ball with Baking Balls". I don't eat fast food; However, I imagine that a McNut sandwich would likely be the most delicious item on the McDonalds menu. You'll still get the McShits, though. This is sick. How soon until we begin seeing McNut sandwiches on a McDonalds menu... or TV cooking specials like: "Have a Ball with Baking Balls".

I don't eat fast food; However, I imagine that a McNut sandwich would likely be the most delicious item on the McDonalds menu. You'll still get the McShits, though.

]]> By: tytreuyufjsrge http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1054521 tytreuyufjsrge Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:31:52 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1054521 For those who eat those things...would you have oral sex with bull and swallow it's ejaculate? No? What's the difference? For those who eat those things...would you have oral sex with bull and swallow it's ejaculate? No? What's the difference?

]]> By: sdfsgtesfwegjylpoij http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1054491 sdfsgtesfwegjylpoij Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:25:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1054491 I've never eaten them however the thought makes me cringe. The title is also out of line. Don't the French have a nice sophisticated sounding word he could have used instead? There will never be a book titled "cooking tits" about how to prepare udders because the feminists would go on the rampage. Males deserve the same respect and consideration as females. I've never eaten them however the thought makes me cringe. The title is also out of line. Don't the French have a nice sophisticated sounding word he could have used instead? There will never be a book titled "cooking tits" about how to prepare udders because the feminists would go on the rampage. Males deserve the same respect and consideration as females.

]]> By: mustardhamsters http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1054246 mustardhamsters Fri, 03 Oct 2008 06:09:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1054246 You never make 'em touch. You never make 'em touch.

]]> By: Lasse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1054156 Lasse Fri, 03 Oct 2008 05:44:19 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1054156 We as males must stand together to stop this madness. We as males must stand together to stop this madness.

]]> By: Christophe http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053918 Christophe Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:31:20 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053918 So Cheeseduck one day meet a friend, and this friend invits him in a new Spanish restaurant. "Let me order for you their special" the friend says. The waiter comes and bring a huge ball. The meat is delicious, juicy, tender, like nothing Cheeseduck has ever tasted. "well, tell me what it is!" he says. The friend answers : "see, in Spain they have bull fights, and this is a fighting bull testicle". Cheeseduck was surprised, but so pleased that he decided to bring his wife there over the week-end : "you'll see it's amazing, I've never eaten a meat so delicious, it was so big I had a hard time finishing it!" So, they go to the restaurant and pass his order. The waiter comes and in the plate there only one disapointing tiny ball. Cheeseduck quickly calls back the waiter ; "excuse me, there must have been a problem, I was there earlier this week, and the serving was much bigger" "Ah, mister, in bull fighting, it's not always the bull that loses" ;) So Cheeseduck one day meet a friend, and this friend invits him in a new Spanish restaurant. "Let me order for you their special" the friend says. The waiter comes and bring a huge ball. The meat is delicious, juicy, tender, like nothing Cheeseduck has ever tasted. "well, tell me what it is!" he says. The friend answers : "see, in Spain they have bull fights, and this is a fighting bull testicle".
Cheeseduck was surprised, but so pleased that he decided to bring his wife there over the week-end : "you'll see it's amazing, I've never eaten a meat so delicious, it was so big I had a hard time finishing it!"
So, they go to the restaurant and pass his order. The waiter comes and in the plate there only one disapointing tiny ball. Cheeseduck quickly calls back the waiter ; "excuse me, there must have been a problem, I was there earlier this week, and the serving was much bigger"
"Ah, mister, in bull fighting, it's not always the bull that loses"

;)

]]> By: LisaL http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053885 LisaL Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:19:24 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053885 Kate... it's the same reason why some people think eating squid is gross, or eating chitlens is gross. Just b/c you enjoy eating nuts doesn't make others weird b/c they think it's odd. :P Anywho... if people want to grill/fry/boil, whatever some balls, more power to ya. I could say something pretty crude right now... something about fiance and yeah... but I'll just keep that to myself heh. No cooked animal nuts for me *passes the plate along* Kate... it's the same reason why some people think eating squid is gross, or eating chitlens is gross.
Just b/c you enjoy eating nuts doesn't make others weird b/c they think it's odd. :P

Anywho... if people want to grill/fry/boil, whatever some balls, more power to ya.

I could say something pretty crude right now... something about fiance and yeah... but I'll just keep that to myself heh.

No cooked animal nuts for me *passes the plate along*

]]> By: Thomas http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053866 Thomas Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:15:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053866 Doesn't anyone watch Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern? I didn't even flinch when I heard about this. That man puts more balls in his mouth than the village people. Doesn't anyone watch Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern? I didn't even flinch when I heard about this. That man puts more balls in his mouth than the village people.

]]> By: Miss Cellania http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053563 Miss Cellania Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:40:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053563 Cheeseduck, the only reason they can't be eaten is because cannibalism is illegal. What's really weird about this is that you are eating a part of an animal that is still alive. Cheeseduck, the only reason they can't be eaten is because cannibalism is illegal. What's really weird about this is that you are eating a part of an animal that is still alive.

]]> By: Yosh http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053379 Yosh Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:46:56 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053379 I like my balls raw, thank you. I like my balls raw, thank you.

]]> By: Courageous Grace http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053374 Courageous Grace Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:46:07 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053374 My grandmother has a cane made out of bovine testes. It's a very beautiful translucent amber color and looks like a gnarled twisted piece of driftwood. The only man (besides the one who gave it to her) I know who has ever been able to hold it and not throw it across the room the moment they discovered what it is was my husband. An ex boyfriend of mine actually ran screaming out of the house. Chicken. My grandmother has a cane made out of bovine testes. It's a very beautiful translucent amber color and looks like a gnarled twisted piece of driftwood. The only man (besides the one who gave it to her) I know who has ever been able to hold it and not throw it across the room the moment they discovered what it is was my husband.

An ex boyfriend of mine actually ran screaming out of the house. Chicken.

]]> By: choggie http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1053290 choggie Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:32:49 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1053290 uhhhhh, no one answered CheeseDuck yet. ...whatterya skeeeert? uhhhhh, no one answered CheeseDuck yet. ...whatterya skeeeert?

]]> By: JamesB http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052765 JamesB Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:09:57 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052765 Lol Craig, your comment made me crack up! When I was in Australia a common tourist item for sale was a pair of actual stuffed kangaroo testicles with a bottle opener on top. Lol Craig, your comment made me crack up!
When I was in Australia a common tourist item for sale was a pair of actual stuffed kangaroo testicles with a bottle opener on top.

]]> By: Kate http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052524 Kate Thu, 02 Oct 2008 22:18:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052524 I don't see why people are getting spooked about eating a different piece of the same animal they'd normally eat. I guess it's the same fear that people have over organ meats. I don't understand it. I'm from Calgary, Alberta, in the heartland of Canadian ranch country, and beef testicles are very common. When a calf is old enough to be branded and de-horned and if it is meant to become a steer instead of a bull, it gets castrated. The nuts aren't left to go to waste, they get chucked into a pail of ice and are grilled for a post-branding snack. In Calgary itself we have the annual Testicle Festival, where we serve breaded deep fried calf testicles, also known as prairie oysters. I'm quite fond of prairie oysters myself, I find them similar in texture to liver, but much lighter in colour. My favourite place serves 'em with curry sauce! Yum. I don't see why people are getting spooked about eating a different piece of the same animal they'd normally eat. I guess it's the same fear that people have over organ meats. I don't understand it.

I'm from Calgary, Alberta, in the heartland of Canadian ranch country, and beef testicles are very common. When a calf is old enough to be branded and de-horned and if it is meant to become a steer instead of a bull, it gets castrated. The nuts aren't left to go to waste, they get chucked into a pail of ice and are grilled for a post-branding snack. In Calgary itself we have the annual Testicle Festival, where we serve breaded deep fried calf testicles, also known as prairie oysters.

I'm quite fond of prairie oysters myself, I find them similar in texture to liver, but much lighter in colour. My favourite place serves 'em with curry sauce! Yum.

]]> By: SparklingBlue http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052444 SparklingBlue Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:53:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052444 ::runs to closest bathroom and throws up:: ::runs to closest bathroom and throws up::

]]> By: Johnny Cat http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052302 Johnny Cat Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:12:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052302 Mmmm...Heart-Shaped Turkey Testicles. Valentine's Day dinner! The video of him peeling them is actually quite neat. Mmmm...Heart-Shaped Turkey Testicles. Valentine's Day dinner! The video of him peeling them is actually quite neat.

]]> By: ImNoMrNiceGuy http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052251 ImNoMrNiceGuy Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:54:09 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052251 "battered testicles", owwweeee "battered testicles", owwweeee

]]> By: Craig http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052184 Craig Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:36:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052184 That's Nuts!!! That's Nuts!!!

]]> By: Lasse http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1052161 Lasse Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:34:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1052161 This is so wrong! We can't let this happen. This is so wrong! We can't let this happen.

]]> By: Kaz http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1051998 Kaz Thu, 02 Oct 2008 20:08:23 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1051998 Just reading makes 'em hurt... Just reading makes 'em hurt...

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/comment-page-1/#comment-1051927 CheeseDuck Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:48:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/10/02/cooking-with-balls/#comment-1051927 Why can't human testes be eaten? Are they poisonous? Why can't human testes be eaten? Are they poisonous?

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