“Corpse” Turned Out to be State-of-the-Art Sex Doll

Posted by Alex in Crime & Law on September 29, 2008 at 12:53 am


A couple walking their dog in a remote, wooded area in the town of Izu, Japan, found what appeared to be a corpse and alerted the police.

When forensic pathologists began to unwrap the "corpse," they realized it was a state-of-the-art sex doll! Naturally, the police weren’t amused - and they tracked down the guy who dumped it:

According to investigators, the man had lived with the sophisticated doll for several years after his wife passed away, but decided to part with her after making plans to move in with one of his children. “It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” said the chief investigator. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”

The man, who regrets his lifelike doll was mistaken for a corpse, now faces fines for violating Japan’s Waste Management Law.

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10 comments to "“Corpse” Turned Out to be State-of-the-Art Sex Doll"

  1. Jenny
    September 29th, 2008 at 2:24 am

    lars and the real girl?

  2. Evilbeagle
    September 29th, 2008 at 8:37 am

    This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all day.

  3. Jimbo
    September 29th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    If they are that real looking, tell me where to order!

    Got to be cheaper than what I got now, and will get to make love to it.

  4. just a guy
    September 29th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    I love how ‘tracking down the guy who dumped it’ was such a simple step in this story. If it had been an actual corpse, I wonder if that would have been true? Hmm…

    On the other hand, if he was living with one of his kids when the cops showed up, how embarassing would that be?

  5. just a guy
    September 29th, 2008 at 9:28 am

    LOL, just thought…. the doll wasn’t *really* “State-of-the-art” if he’s had it for a few years. Why, it would be missing all the last few years of advances in sex-doll technology!

  6. Kitty
    September 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    The article doesn’t address the obvious question, “What is the appropriate way to dispose of a Real Doll?”

  7. Thomas
    September 29th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Dude, just hold onto it and use it as a Halloween prop for a haunted house. That would be awesome.

  8. TwoDragons
    September 29th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    What a waste! He could have used it as an extra “passenger” to get him on to the HOV lane!

    –TwoDragons

  9. tona b.
    September 29th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    The real life ‘Chobits’?

  10. Ali S.
    September 29th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    @ Kitty

    The same way mobsters have disposed of bodies…”sleeping with the fishes”…I believe is the motto they use. ;)


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