An Etiquette Book on How to Attract the Ladies

Posted by Alex in Book & Lit on September 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm


Psst, guys! Are you having trouble attracting ladies? Debrett, a publisher considered by many to be the last word on traditional British etiquette, may have just what you need: an all-in-one guide to romance from what kind of underwear to choose to what flowers to avoid buying.

The Debrett’s Guide for the Modern Gentleman gives you everything from what to say and how to say it, to making your move.

Never mind equal opportunities, old-fashioned chivalry is still alive and well and much appreciated by the fairer sex when making that all important first move.

Holding the door and being prepared to pay for the meal are a given. Giving up your seat isn’t necessary for those looking for love – unless you are trying to attract a pregnant or elderly lady. Be warned though; be absolutely certain the woman is pregnant before shooting up out of your seat. These things can easily backfire.

Conversation should be a fine balance between talking and listening, and avoid talking about the three principal passions killers: money, illness or death.

First date rules include drinks or lunch, that way having to avoid wasting an evening if you hate each other. Try to compliment her and come the end, if all’s gone well, try to kiss her. Don’t try to get her into bed (unless that’s what she wants).

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3 comments to "An Etiquette Book on How to Attract the Ladies"

  1. CheeseDuck
    September 24th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    Isn't that mostly common sense?

  2. Allan
    September 24th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    Duh! Who gets paid to write a book like this?

  3. ted
    September 24th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    In other words, be a pushover.


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