Comments on: Caption Monkey 44: Kitty Toupee

By: gabtastic

gabtastic — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 00:03:11 +0000

If this didn’t get Ms. fluffington to notice him, nothing else would.

By: BB

BB — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:42:34 +0000

Anythings better than being a Ginger……Tom

By: Don Newbury

Don Newbury — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:08:52 +0000

I knew I shouldn’t have bet with that stupid dog!

By: sam

sam — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 08:22:26 +0000

No u didn’t alrady feed me! Tat wuz anuthir kat!

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 07:58:30 +0000

Abe Saffron cat says, ‘U luukin at me owww?’

Abe was nicknamed ‘Mr Sin’ and was not a very neato person in old Sydney town. Also had a bad comb over that no-one ever made jokes about (twice anyway).

By: tripleX

tripleX — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:53:57 +0000

Please Kitty, eat that mouse or let it go. Stop playing with it.

By: catsvillage

catsvillage — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:20:52 +0000

no caption but to NAT …

“get a cat and a life”

I luvs neatorama cuz they show all stuffs, esp catz.
The quality of content is just fine IMHO

mmeeeee owww

By: Clair

Clair — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:18:10 +0000

Damn dog used superglue!

By: Clair

Clair — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:17:09 +0000

I like it, but does it make me look younger?

By: M. Mae

M. Mae — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:12:47 +0000

“Green Cat Says: Recycle Hairballs”

By: doogie

doogie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:23:20 +0000

I barfed on my head

By: tripleX

tripleX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:02:32 +0000

I look like my mother with a dead rat on her head. I take it!

By: Nay

Nay — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:47:32 +0000

Zut alors. Zees is no tupee. Zees is my mohair beret. Bien sur!

By: tripleX

tripleX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:44:43 +0000

I haz hairball coughure.

By: Gallgizzard

Gallgizzard — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 20:31:27 +0000

Mr. President! Mr. President!

By: Ninja girl

Ninja girl — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:07:27 +0000

The wash-n-wear clothing industry has gone green. I present you – the eat-n-wear.

By: Cassie w

Cassie w — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:23:25 +0000

“hhmmmmm, I think I’ll go with the blond toupee. Grey makes me look fat.”

By: Dano

Dano — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:54:32 +0000

“Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!”

By: PAgent

PAgent — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:54:42 +0000

“This fight promises to be a Homeric duel between two feline titans, a gladiatorial struggle, pitting Meowhammad Ali against “Catnip” Joe Frazier. These Connoisseurs of the Canvas, these Mavens of Martial Arts, seek to establish, once and for all, who deserves to wear the collar of the Heavyweight Champion…”

By: Sorcerer Mickey

Sorcerer Mickey — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:11:17 +0000

“Okay, so it’s not perfect… it’s STILL better than Shatner’s!”

By: Tim Giachetti

Tim Giachetti — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:04:40 +0000

Confused Crackhead: “Where da hell my brillo pad?”

By: dooflotchie

dooflotchie — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:58:25 +0000

Whaddaya mean it doesn’t look natural?!

By: Mr. Binky

Mr. Binky — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:41:02 +0000

I sat next to Dukakis on the train last week!

By: Tanderso

Tanderso — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:29:50 +0000

Dukakiscat is troubled by the current political climate.

By: Clinton

Clinton — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:15:24 +0000

I’m soooo pooping on your pillow tonight…….. bitch

By: Clinton

Clinton — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:12:49 +0000

I’z swearz, you do’z this to me one more timez, I’ll turn around and claws ur eyez out!!!

By: Clinton

Clinton — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:08:00 +0000

comb over? me? Nooooo

By: Howard

Howard — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:01:41 +0000

I’m not just the President, I’m also a client.

By: nate

nate — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:47:07 +0000

“Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain. “

By: Tracy

Tracy — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:41:24 +0000

First rule of Hair Club, don’t talk about Hair Club.

By: Mr. Binky

Mr. Binky — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:15:46 +0000

meeeow

By: Eden

Eden — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:02:24 +0000

“What toupee?”

By: Kathe

Kathe — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:08:16 +0000

When Donald Trump took up Buddhism he had no idea that he would be reincarnated as a cat.

By: blaze

blaze — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:06:36 +0000

Just wanted to make sure Trump was taken care of. Carry on.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:49:23 +0000

Rathairz. I haz it.

By: Algonkin

Algonkin — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:47:45 +0000

“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! He’s out!

By: erikerik

erikerik — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:47:17 +0000

Remember, you can’t spell “meow” without “emo”.

By: tripleX

tripleX — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:33:57 +0000

I think the Irish pussy looked better on you, sir.

By: mattytiz

mattytiz — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:53:17 +0000

for some reason,

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitlerbutwithoutthetrademarksmallmustache.c om

didn’t catch on as quickly

By: Mouserz

Mouserz — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 11:33:09 +0000

SIEG HEIL!

By: BubsFoster

BubsFoster — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:32:23 +0000

Now dance for me. And make it… sexy.

By: Nat

Nat — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:06:39 +0000

I’m not posting a caption for this, because cats are overtaking neatorama. There’s that other site for you to go to for this junk. Things here have always been so fantastic, and posts like these really bring down the quality content. Thanks!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:13:29 +0000

Let’s see the spy satellite get through this!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:10:55 +0000

Looks great, and I can clean pots with it!

By: DOJ

DOJ — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 09:06:30 +0000

ya, the trump thing was pretty obvious

Yurrrrrrr Firrrrrred

By: Jacko

Jacko — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:08:44 +0000

Variations on a theme:

U Can Haz Fired

By: Larfin Jackarse

Larfin Jackarse — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:04:57 +0000

@Jacko
Very good.

By: Jacko

Jacko — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:01:27 +0000

Trump Cat Sez: Ur Fired!