Caption Monkey 44: Kitty Toupee

1. Jacko
   September 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 am

   Trump Cat Sez: Ur Fired!

2. Larfin Jackarse
   September 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 am

   @Jacko
   Very good.

3. Jacko
   September 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 am

   Variations on a theme:

   U Can Haz Fired

4. DOJ
   September 23rd, 2008 at 4:06 am

   ya, the trump thing was pretty obvious

   Yurrrrrrr Firrrrrred

5. DOJ
   September 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 am

   Looks great, and I can clean pots with it!

6. DOJ
   September 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 am

   Let’s see the spy satellite get through this!

7. Nat
   September 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 am

   I’m not posting a caption for this, because cats are overtaking neatorama. There’s that other site for you to go to for this junk. Things here have always been so fantastic, and posts like these really bring down the quality content. Thanks!

8. BubsFoster
   September 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 am

   Now dance for me. And make it… sexy.

9. Mouserz
   September 23rd, 2008 at 6:33 am

   SIEG HEIL!

10. mattytiz
    September 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 am

    for some reason,

    http://www.catsthatlooklikehitlerbutwithoutthetrademarksmallmustache.c om

    didn’t catch on as quickly

11. tripleX
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 am

    I think the Irish pussy looked better on you, sir.

12. erikerik
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Remember, you can’t spell “meow” without “emo”.

13. Algonkin
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am

    “Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! He’s out!

14. tripleX
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Rathairz. I haz it.

15. blaze
    September 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Just wanted to make sure Trump was taken care of. Carry on.

16. Kathe
    September 23rd, 2008 at 8:08 am

    When Donald Trump took up Buddhism he had no idea that he would be reincarnated as a cat.

17. Eden
    September 23rd, 2008 at 9:02 am

    “What toupee?”

18. Mr. Binky
    September 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 am

    meeeow

19. Tracy
    September 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 am

    First rule of Hair Club, don’t talk about Hair Club.

20. nate
    September 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 am

    “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain. “

21. Howard
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I’m not just the President, I’m also a client.

22. Clinton
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 am

    comb over? me? Nooooo

23. Clinton
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I’z swearz, you do’z this to me one more timez, I’ll turn around and claws ur eyez out!!!

24. Clinton
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am

    I’m soooo pooping on your pillow tonight…….. bitch

25. Tanderso
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Dukakiscat is troubled by the current political climate.

26. Mr. Binky
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I sat next to Dukakis on the train last week!

27. dooflotchie
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Whaddaya mean it doesn’t look natural?!

28. Tim Giachetti
    September 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Confused Crackhead: “Where da hell my brillo pad?”

29. Sorcerer Mickey
    September 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am

    “Okay, so it’s not perfect… it’s STILL better than Shatner’s!”

30. PAgent
    September 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am

    “This fight promises to be a Homeric duel between two feline titans, a gladiatorial struggle, pitting Meowhammad Ali against “Catnip” Joe Frazier. These Connoisseurs of the Canvas, these Mavens of Martial Arts, seek to establish, once and for all, who deserves to wear the collar of the Heavyweight Champion…”

31. Dano
    September 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    “Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!”

32. Cassie w
    September 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    “hhmmmmm, I think I’ll go with the blond toupee. Grey makes me look fat.”

33. Ninja girl
    September 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    The wash-n-wear clothing industry has gone green. I present you - the eat-n-wear.

34. Gallgizzard
    September 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Mr. President! Mr. President!

35. tripleX
    September 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    I haz hairball coughure.

36. Nay
    September 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Zut alors. Zees is no tupee. Zees is my mohair beret. Bien sur!

37. tripleX
    September 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    I look like my mother with a dead rat on her head. I take it!

38. doogie
    September 23rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    I barfed on my head

39. M. Mae
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    “Green Cat Says: Recycle Hairballs”

40. Clair
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    I like it, but does it make me look younger?

41. Clair
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Damn dog used superglue!

42. catsvillage
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    no caption but to NAT …

    “get a cat and a life”

    I luvs neatorama cuz they show all stuffs, esp catz.
    The quality of content is just fine IMHO

    mmeeeee owww

43. tripleX
    September 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Please Kitty, eat that mouse or let it go. Stop playing with it.

44. Larfin Jackarse
    September 24th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Abe Saffron cat says, ‘U luukin at me owww?’

    Abe was nicknamed ‘Mr Sin’ and was not a very neato person in old Sydney town. Also had a bad comb over that no-one ever made jokes about (twice anyway).

45. sam
    September 24th, 2008 at 3:22 am

    No u didn’t alrady feed me! Tat wuz anuthir kat!

46. Don Newbury
    September 24th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    I knew I shouldn’t have bet with that stupid dog!

47. BB
    September 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Anythings better than being a Ginger……Tom

48. gabtastic
    September 24th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    If this didn’t get Ms. fluffington to notice him, nothing else would.

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