Caption Monkey 44: Kitty Toupee

By Alex in Animals & Pets, Caption Monkey, Fashion, Pictures on Sep 23, 2008 at 2:35 am

Dustin Black, author of The Book of Spam (featured previously on Neatorama here and here) and Toastvertising, sent us this photo and link to his newest website. And just in time for our weekly caption contest, too! (Thanks Dustin!)

So, for today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey contest, I give you … Kitty Toupee! Funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section of this post. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many funny ones as you can think of.

For inspiration, check out Adam’s blog. Good luck!

Update 9/24/08 – Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to erikerik who won with this caption “Remember, you can’t spell ‘meow’ without ‘emo’.


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  1. Jacko
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Trump Cat Sez: Ur Fired!

  2. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:04 am

    @Jacko
    Very good.

  3. Jacko
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:08 am

    Variations on a theme:

    U Can Haz Fired

  4. DOJ
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:06 am

    ya, the trump thing was pretty obvious

    Yurrrrrrr Firrrrrred

  5. DOJ
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Looks great, and I can clean pots with it!

  6. DOJ
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 am

    Let’s see the spy satellite get through this!

  7. Nat
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 5:06 am

    I’m not posting a caption for this, because cats are overtaking neatorama. There’s that other site for you to go to for this junk. Things here have always been so fantastic, and posts like these really bring down the quality content. Thanks!

  8. BubsFoster
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 am

    Now dance for me. And make it… sexy.

  9. tripleX
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:33 am

    I think the Irish pussy looked better on you, sir.

  10. erikerik
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Remember, you can’t spell “meow” without “emo”.

  11. Algonkin
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:47 am

    “Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! Sonny Liston’s not coming out! He’s out!

  12. tripleX
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 am

    Rathairz. I haz it.

  13. blaze
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Just wanted to make sure Trump was taken care of. Carry on.

  14. Kathe
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 8:08 am

    When Donald Trump took up Buddhism he had no idea that he would be reincarnated as a cat.

  15. Tracy
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 9:41 am

    First rule of Hair Club, don’t talk about Hair Club.

  16. nate
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 9:47 am

    “Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out that he’d melt my brain. “

  17. Howard
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I’m not just the President, I’m also a client.

  18. Clinton
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 am

    comb over? me? Nooooo

  19. Clinton
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 am

    I’z swearz, you do’z this to me one more timez, I’ll turn around and claws ur eyez out!!!

  20. Clinton
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:15 am

    I’m soooo pooping on your pillow tonight…….. bitch

  21. Tanderso
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Dukakiscat is troubled by the current political climate.

  22. Mr. Binky
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I sat next to Dukakis on the train last week!

  23. dooflotchie
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Whaddaya mean it doesn’t look natural?!

  24. Tim Giachetti
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Confused Crackhead: “Where da hell my brillo pad?”

  25. Sorcerer Mickey
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am

    “Okay, so it’s not perfect… it’s STILL better than Shatner’s!”

  26. PAgent
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 am

    “This fight promises to be a Homeric duel between two feline titans, a gladiatorial struggle, pitting Meowhammad Ali against “Catnip” Joe Frazier. These Connoisseurs of the Canvas, these Mavens of Martial Arts, seek to establish, once and for all, who deserves to wear the collar of the Heavyweight Champion…”

  27. Dano
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    “Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!”

  28. Cassie w
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    “hhmmmmm, I think I’ll go with the blond toupee. Grey makes me look fat.”

  29. Ninja girl
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    The wash-n-wear clothing industry has gone green. I present you – the eat-n-wear.

  30. Gallgizzard
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Mr. President! Mr. President!

  31. tripleX
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    I haz hairball coughure.

  32. Nay
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Zut alors. Zees is no tupee. Zees is my mohair beret. Bien sur!

  33. tripleX
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    I look like my mother with a dead rat on her head. I take it!

  34. doogie
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 6:23 pm

    I barfed on my head

  35. M. Mae
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    “Green Cat Says: Recycle Hairballs”

  36. Clair
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    I like it, but does it make me look younger?

  37. Clair
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Damn dog used superglue!

  38. catsvillage
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm

    no caption but to NAT …

    “get a cat and a life”

    I luvs neatorama cuz they show all stuffs, esp catz.
    The quality of content is just fine IMHO

    mmeeeee owww

  39. tripleX
    Sep 23rd, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Please Kitty, eat that mouse or let it go. Stop playing with it.

  40. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 24th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    Abe Saffron cat says, ‘U luukin at me owww?’

    Abe was nicknamed ‘Mr Sin’ and was not a very neato person in old Sydney town. Also had a bad comb over that no-one ever made jokes about (twice anyway).

  41. sam
    Sep 24th, 2008 at 3:22 am

    No u didn’t alrady feed me! Tat wuz anuthir kat!

  42. Don Newbury
    Sep 24th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    I knew I shouldn’t have bet with that stupid dog!

  43. BB
    Sep 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    Anythings better than being a Ginger……Tom

  44. gabtastic
    Sep 24th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    If this didn’t get Ms. fluffington to notice him, nothing else would.


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