Comments on: Super-Strength Cyborg Penguins

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:46:26 +0000

I for one welcome our new cyborg-penguin overlords.

By: OddNumber

OddNumber — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:18:49 +0000

I hope they stay out water frequented by Great White Sharks! Actually, I feel like it could make for a great special on Shark Week, "Robo-Seal v. Jaws". (Robo-Penguin just doesn't flow off the tongue.

By: SD1

SD1 — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:49:15 +0000

Bait.

By: Senior Taco

Senior Taco — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:07:38 +0000

Sure but the divers still taste like chicken.

By: Reverend Mike

Reverend Mike — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:44:46 +0000

I almost went to that school...

*sigh*...but I decided to take out college loans instead...

By: Geekazoid

Geekazoid — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 01:34:56 +0000

Let's hope it 'naturally' floats, I'd be too scared as to it malfunctioning.

By: Andrew91

Andrew91 — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:51:31 +0000

You kidding? A person with that could totally beat Phelps.

He swims at a brisk walking speed people.