Comments on: The Velociraptor and the Bunk Bed http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/ The Neat Side of the Web Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:26:02 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Prairie Dog http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-983930 Prairie Dog Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:00:10 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-983930 I was very disappointed to find out that Raptors were about the size of a turkey. I think I could take one given a nice bat or something. I was very disappointed to find out that Raptors were about the size of a turkey. I think I could take one given a nice bat or something.

]]> By: PJ http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-981041 PJ Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:33:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-981041 1 minute, 13 seconds. Is that long enough to find religion? 1 minute, 13 seconds. Is that long enough to find religion?

]]> By: Beeeeeeee http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-980988 Beeeeeeee Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:22:31 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-980988 <a href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/" rel="nofollow"> I could survive for ever, that raptor got pwned chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor </a> I could survive for ever, that raptor got pwned chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

]]> By: Pancake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976726 Pancake Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:55:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976726 My bad, was talking at the same time as writing. Minute nine (Wouldn't want anybody on the Internet thinking I would only survive a measly 66 seconds in the event that someone chains me to a bed with an extinct animal.) My bad, was talking at the same time as writing. Minute nine (Wouldn't want anybody on the Internet thinking I would only survive a measly 66 seconds in the event that someone chains me to a bed with an extinct animal.)

]]> By: Pancake http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976722 Pancake Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:54:25 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976722 Yay, a minute six! Why isn't there an option for stuffing the blanket from the bed into the raptor's mouth so it will suffocate? Yay, a minute six!

Why isn't there an option for stuffing the blanket from the bed into the raptor's mouth so it will suffocate?

]]> By: alwaysthere http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976299 alwaysthere Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:40:38 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976299 Wow, I got 1:37 but I know I could survive much longer. First of all, a velociraptor is only 1.6 ft high at the hip, and weighs only 33 lbs. Come on, I could step on the thing like a yappy lap dog. It may scratch me up a bit before I put it down but there's no way it could tear my arm off before I beat it to death with the chain. Wow, I got 1:37 but I know I could survive much longer. First of all, a velociraptor is only 1.6 ft high at the hip, and weighs only 33 lbs. Come on, I could step on the thing like a yappy lap dog. It may scratch me up a bit before I put it down but there's no way it could tear my arm off before I beat it to death with the chain.

]]> By: astrodex http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976249 astrodex Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:29:35 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976249 47 seconds. Which is way too long. Can I just have a massive stroke and be done with it? Would the results be different if we were chained to a day bed with a trundle? 47 seconds. Which is way too long. Can I just have a massive stroke and be done with it?

Would the results be different if we were chained to a day bed with a trundle?

]]> By: Ichabod Schwingpants http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976221 Ichabod Schwingpants Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:21:58 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976221 1:58 Oh yeah...I'm a man! 1:58

Oh yeah...I'm a man!

]]> By: Krystel http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-976156 Krystel Tue, 16 Sep 2008 23:05:13 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-976156 Haaa....definitely got 28 seconds. ^_^ Haaa....definitely got 28 seconds. ^_^

]]> By: Neatoramawontsendmeapassword http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-975222 Neatoramawontsendmeapassword Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:17:59 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-975222 I could survive for 60 seconds. Somehow, I think that's overestimating it a little. I could survive for 60 seconds. Somehow, I think that's overestimating it a little.

]]> By: I would die http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-975165 I would die Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:08:27 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-975165 1:22 Did anyone live???? 1:22 Did anyone live????

]]> By: Chandrielle http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974986 Chandrielle Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:33:42 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974986 I was honest and admitted that I would cry like a sissy-lala. I got a whopping 47 seconds. I was honest and admitted that I would cry like a sissy-lala. I got a whopping 47 seconds.

]]> By: Alasdair http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974810 Alasdair Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:02:14 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974810 being 6'2" probably helped, as well as having a couple years of Aikido, and whacking the raptor with my arm. being 6'2" probably helped, as well as having a couple years of Aikido, and whacking the raptor with my arm.

]]> By: Alasdair http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974804 Alasdair Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:01:33 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974804 WOOHOO!!! I survived 1:38! WOOHOO!!! I survived 1:38!

]]> By: KARYN http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974626 KARYN Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:14:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974626 Wow, I must really be a sissy. I was told I'd only survive for 51 seconds. Wow, I must really be a sissy. I was told I'd only survive for 51 seconds.

]]> By: eni http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974379 eni Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:04:22 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974379 60 seconds. Must be due to my experience fighting that pit bull. 60 seconds. Must be due to my experience fighting that pit bull.

]]> By: sumo http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974263 sumo Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:29:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974263 1 min 49 Woohoo! 1 min 49 Woohoo!

]]> By: Mr. Fantastic http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974161 Mr. Fantastic Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:57:03 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974161 1min 19sec. There should have been an option to let the raptor chew your leg off, (the one attached to the chain, so you could run (crawl?) away from the beast and bed.. 1min 19sec.

There should have been an option to let the raptor chew your leg off, (the one attached to the chain, so you could run (crawl?) away from the beast and bed..

]]> By: ted http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-974040 ted Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:25:46 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-974040 1 minute, 3 seconds. 1 minute, 3 seconds.

]]> By: Tom http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973959 Tom Tue, 16 Sep 2008 14:03:04 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973959 1 minute, 38 seconds It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6'3"). 1 minute, 38 seconds

It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6'3").

]]> By: Edward http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973883 Edward Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:39:17 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973883 1:28 My suggestion, if this really happens to you, is to immediately disassemble the bunk bed. Use the top bunk to barricade yourself in the corner. While back there, do everything you can do to remove the chain. Run away when the Velociraptor has worn itself out trying to get at you. 1:28

My suggestion, if this really happens to you, is to immediately disassemble the bunk bed. Use the top bunk to barricade yourself in the corner. While back there, do everything you can do to remove the chain. Run away when the Velociraptor has worn itself out trying to get at you.

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973675 CheeseDuck Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:39:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973675 But I myself used that chance to choke him with my chain :P But I myself used that chance to choke him with my chain :P

]]> By: CheeseDuck http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973674 CheeseDuck Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:38:26 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973674 High Five, Dave! I got 1:25! High Five, Dave! I got 1:25!

]]> By: Dave http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973669 Dave Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:36:06 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973669 1:25. I rule. Must've been the "take the arm and beat the velociraptor over the head with it" answer that put me over the top. 1:25. I rule.

Must've been the "take the arm and beat the velociraptor over the head with it" answer that put me over the top.

]]> By: v.dog http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-973138 v.dog Tue, 16 Sep 2008 10:29:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-973138 1:19. Nice. :) 1:19. Nice. :)

]]> By: marcus http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-972899 marcus Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:49:40 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-972899 same as dd, am proud for 3 second lead. but most likely play dead. same as dd,
am proud for 3 second lead.

but most likely play dead.

]]> By: alice http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-972838 alice Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:35:51 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-972838 1 minute 3 seconds. *shudders* I'm never going to be able to sleep in a bunk bed again! 1 minute 3 seconds.
*shudders* I'm never going to be able to sleep in a bunk bed again!

]]> By: dd http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-972773 dd Tue, 16 Sep 2008 09:16:08 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-972773 One minute, NINE seconds here. I R strong. One minute, NINE seconds here. I R strong.

]]> By: Krysthal http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-972661 Krysthal Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:43:11 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-972661 Dim67 I actually got 57 seconds, I suck. Dim67 I actually got 57 seconds, I suck.

]]> By: Dim67 http://www.neatorama.com/2008/09/16/the-velociraptor-and-the-bunk-bed/comment-page-1/#comment-972618 Dim67 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 08:31:16 +0000 http://www.neatorama.com/?p=18730#comment-972618 No matter what answers you give, the outcome is always 1 minute 6 seconds. No matter what answers you give, the outcome is always 1 minute 6 seconds.

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