What NOT to Say to Your Pregnant Wife

Posted by Alex in Baby & Kids on September 15, 2008 at 12:05 am


Men, if your wives are pregnant, here is a handy list of things NOT to say:

16 “Sure you’ll get your figure back — we’ll just search 1995 where you left it.”

15 “Keys are on the fridge, honey. I’ll see you at the hospital at half-time.”

14 “Sure, the doctor said you’re eating for two – but he didn’t mean two Orcas.”

13 “Honey — Come show the guys your Brando impression!”

12 “Roseanne, what have you done with my wife?!”

Miss Cellania has the rest: Link


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9 comments to "What NOT to Say to Your Pregnant Wife"

  1. violet
    September 15th, 2008 at 12:59 am

    I don't get it.

  2. Ravi J
    September 15th, 2008 at 3:04 am

    May be it's just me, but seems like an absolute nonsense list of things to say. It's neither humorous nor does it make any sense.

  3. AndrewR
    September 15th, 2008 at 3:42 am

    This is the worst stab at comedy I've ever witnessed. I love how everyone just assumes from birth that they're hilarious.

  4. Ariel
    September 15th, 2008 at 3:45 am

    All of the items on that list are belabored with pathetically bad punch-lines. I... I guess that goes along with the theme of labor. That's the closest thing to humor about the whole list.

    I mean seriously this is like the worst post that I've ever seen on Neatorama. Or anywhere.

  5. Chris
    September 15th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    Not funny. C'mon Neatorama. This is sub-par.

  6. MrPumpernickel
    September 15th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    This is the kind of humor that you'd see on Jay Leno.

    Yes, it may strike comedy gold in rural america, but in a place frequented by people like us, come on? The very idea that this is funny is somewhat offensive.

  7. ted
    September 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am

    1995? Maybe the jokes came from 1995. Naw, they're just dumb.

  8. Jimbo
    September 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    How about..

    This is the way your sister likes it! :)

  9. CheeseDuck
    September 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    *Cough* Stupid *Cough*


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