Man Wants Attractive Flatmate Who Can Cook and Clean

By Alex in Everything Else on Sep 15, 2008 at 12:04 am

Are you an attractive woman, between the ages of 18 and 26, and can cook and clean? Paul Eley, a 30-year-old finance guy in an investment company, has a proposal for you:

I am looking for a new flatmate as my old one has now left. Could you pass this on to anyone you might think would be interested.

I don’t need any rent from any potential flatmate, so it will be rent free. The only thing they would pay for is their own food.

I am looking for a girl flatmate between 18 years old and 26 years old. Preferably someone who is very tidy and reasonable nice to look at.

Instead of paying rent I would expect them to do the following.

Clean the whole apartment once a week. Clean the kitchen every day and keep it tidy.

Do some of my washing and ironing. Occasionally cook for me on a week day if I am working late (nothing difficult something like sausages and mash).

It would not be a permanent arrangement because if I had a serious permanent girlfriend they would have to move out.

I would give them one month’s notice so they had time to find somewhere else.

If you know anyone who would be interested let me know and I will meet them to see if I can get on with them.

(Photo: SWNS)

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Kim
Sep 15th, 2008 at 1:21 am
“Man wants [ed]relieving of his reproductive organs”

I don’t think it is sexist exactly, but it shows what a mysogynyst he is. He wants a platonic housekeeper until he can upgrade to one which comes with “extra features”
Clinton
Sep 15th, 2008 at 1:56 am
I got one word… P.I.M.P.
Sassafrass
Sep 15th, 2008 at 2:12 am
Uh oh, watch out, future “serious permanent girlfriend”!

His mum must be so ashamed…
Peeves
Sep 15th, 2008 at 3:40 am
He sounds like a douchebag..though I know plenty just like him..but if someone didn’t mind being a maid and ‘nice to look at’ (wow) this could be a great opportunity depending on the location. She could develop a relationship with him that was platonic while making him depend on her, increasingly then becoming more independent and able to make demands that allow for a good life. For some reason, I don’t think the long-term potential gf scenario will be much of a worry. Invest in a good bedroom lock though.
ted
Sep 15th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Free rent? I’ll clean for him.

The only thing really bad is that he sets an age range for the girl to be. That tells you he wants eye candy – he probably has a sexy French maid costume somewhere he’d like her to wear.
TwoDragons
Sep 15th, 2008 at 6:55 am
This guy wants a doormat. then he’ll upgrade it to a more permanent doormat, until that one gets old and unattractive.

I’m disgusted with him. And I’d be disgusted with the floozy that moves in with him, too.

–TwoDragons
Jean Montambeault
Sep 15th, 2008 at 8:05 am
How much do you bet that his “older flatmate” who left was his mother ?
mu
Sep 15th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Don’t worry, he’s a finance guy at an investment company, he’ll be living on the street eating garbage soon enough.
TwoDragons
Sep 15th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Mu–OUCH! Smacked that one right outta the ballpark!

–TwoDragons
Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
Sep 15th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
So, basically, he wants a “kept woman”. There are plenty of girls with low self-esteem who would jump at a chance like this.

I bet his mummy did everything for him until he was 25. Including wipe his bum.
CheeseDuck
Sep 15th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Lame…
astrodex
Sep 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
It’s called a live-in housekeeper. I don’t know about elsewhere, but in the US it is illegal to specify gender when hiring an employee. Offering lodging for services counts as hiring.
-bob-
Sep 15th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
If a woman was looking for a guy to live in her house under the same deal, would it still be considered sexist?
ted
Sep 16th, 2008 at 9:56 am
It’s not illegal to specify gender if the gender is a requirement of the job. Not many dudes working the tables at Hooter’s.

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