Comments on: Caption Monkey 42: Baby Bath Time!

By: Kas

Kas — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:52:27 +0000

I have no clue but this is weird.

By: Chunkie

Chunkie — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 05:10:45 +0000

Timmy saw something strange when he looked in the live seafood aisle.

By: Droplet

Droplet — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 00:25:37 +0000

These Japanese children prepare themselves for their life at sea after the melting of the polar ice caps.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:45:26 +0000

Beijing students learn what happens to second children.

By: Harris

Harris — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 20:31:28 +0000

it’s good for the babies, and it’s good for the water…

By: Tracy

Tracy — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:51:02 +0000

They’re members of the Chinese Olympic Swimming team. wanna see their passports?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 18:24:55 +0000

“One baby, two babies…oh crap…Close the blinds!”

By: David S Overholt

David S Overholt — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:45:28 +0000

It’s always interesting to visit Krispy Kreme’s overseas research labs.

By: Tim

Tim — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:04:18 +0000

It was no wonder donuts from the Chinese Krispy Kreme franchise tasted so different.

By: Sandro

Sandro — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:56:05 +0000

“$9.50 for the one on the left & $10.00 for the one on the right.(All meat is cooked thoroughly unless advised otherwise)”

By: CM

CM — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:39:21 +0000

Two baby enter, one baby leave! Two baby enter, one baby leave!

By: Brian

Brian — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:37:38 +0000

“Whac-A-Mole V2 consumer focus group”

By: luke

luke — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:49:39 +0000

To reduce infant obesity each baby must do water aerobics 30 minutes a day.

By: dat5274

dat5274 — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:44:54 +0000

“Yeah, it looks fun but I think it’s rigged.”

“I know! I think they over-inflate the ring to make the coins bounce more.”

By: luke

luke — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:44:46 +0000

Water, water everywhere, but don’t drink from the sink

By: Chris D

Chris D — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:30:21 +0000

Following their success at this year’s Olympics, China is hard at work training its future synchronized diving team.

By: Chris D

Chris D — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:27:51 +0000

With their success in this year’s Olympics, China is hard at work training its future synchronized diving team.

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:43:06 +0000

How much is that baby in the window?

By: quixamijara

quixamijara — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:31:10 +0000

This was in the news in my country a while ago. In the hot hospitals, these babies need to stay cool, and this is the Chinese solution. Every baby has his own nurse watching btw.

By: slacker

slacker — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 07:09:14 +0000

they’re prepping the kids for the olympics in 2016

By: Another Jake

Another Jake — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:27:30 +0000

Two heads are better than one! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!!

By: DVD playa

DVD playa — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:04:15 +0000

“MOMMY, MOMMY! I WANT THAT ONE!

By: Justin

Justin — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:54:56 +0000

YOU MUST CHOOSE! WHO WILL LIVE, AND WHO WILL DIE!

By: mustardhamsters

mustardhamsters — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 04:01:11 +0000

Growing hemorrhoid cushions is a good clean activity the whole family can participate in for fun and profit!

By: PancakeMan

PancakeMan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:50:20 +0000

China takes the koi pond to a whole new level.

By: Christophe

Christophe — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:55:56 +0000

Our ring cushions are too big!

By: MoniA

MoniA — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:26:12 +0000

My head is stuck.

By: Jody

Jody — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:17:15 +0000

Bobbin for babies

By: Diane

Diane — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 02:07:58 +0000

Oh Crap! I meant the Red Pill, THE RED PILL !!

By: onezero

onezero — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:45:10 +0000

Here we can see members of the 2026 Chinese National Swim Team training before an entousiastic home crowd.

By: Donovan

Donovan — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:24:35 +0000

Man, those carnies will deep fry ANYTHING…

By: felix

felix — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:24:34 +0000

this is how they make New York tap-water taste soooo good!

By: ggmccor

ggmccor — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:10:01 +0000

New hands free baby bather saves moms hours of drudgery!

By: ggmccor

ggmccor — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:08:48 +0000

New decor for your next pool party! Get them now while supplies last!

By: ggmccor

ggmccor — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:08:01 +0000

Japanese scientist have unveiled their successful experiment in Baby Hydropnics.

By: tankhard

tankhard — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:49:56 +0000

add water and watch them grow!

By: chris

chris — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:43:14 +0000

Caption:
Due to a translation error, the Chinese version of “Hole In The Wall” was far less entertaining than it’s Japanese counterpart, but infinitely more adorable.

By: Moon

Moon — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:42:55 +0000

Those dang Koreans have an entirely different way of playing Whack-a-Mole!

By: Zack

Zack — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:34:21 +0000

Will it float?

By: felipe santini

felipe santini — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:17:12 +0000

“Here in China, we are trying to grow our own babies Phelps, so in 2024 Olympics we can kick that american wet ass!” – said the First Minister of Sports and Development of China

By: Holly West

Holly West — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:43:45 +0000

“I’ll have the baby roll, with extra wasabe.”

By: Senior Taco

Senior Taco — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:31:49 +0000

“In this re-creation of the birthing process…..”

By: Gary

Gary — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:31:41 +0000

Everyone stopped by to see twins Bob.

By: grcooper

grcooper — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:25:44 +0000

Brangelina’s next adopted baby!

By: rottenseed

rottenseed — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:18:27 +0000

The saplings viewing the seedlings at the hydroponic human farm

By: Joey

Joey — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:10:57 +0000

These new sink stoppers are amazing!

By: Blacknimbus

Blacknimbus — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:56:52 +0000

This was on the Cracked.com caption contest a few weeks ago…and some of you are reusing those captions.

By: Adam Jones

Adam Jones — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:54:57 +0000

“MARCO!” “POLO!”

By: sleeper

sleeper — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:50:45 +0000

just six coins and shove your baby in the auto-wash
slot, and out come clean babies, but they are afraid
of robot arms for the rest of thier lives.

By: sandalian

sandalian — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:47:12 +0000

Hydroponic babies! No need to feed, simply put them in the water and they will grow.