Auctioning Off Her Virginity to Pay College Tuition

By Alex in Everything Else on Sep 10, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Shock jock Howard Stern is no stranger to controversy, and now, he’s at it again: he’s "auctioning off" 22-year-old Natalie Dylan’s (not her real name) virginity to help pay her college tuition.

Shock jock Howard Stern interviewed 22-year-old Natalie Dylan (not her real name), who is “auctioning off” her virginity to help pay her college tuition:

Expected to step on the block, so to speak, of Stern’s Sirius radio studio is a San Diego woman who says she wants to sell her maidenhood to pay her college tuition.

"I don’t have a moral dilemma with it," says the pretty brunette, who’s using the pseudonym of Natalie Dylan "for safety reasons."

"We live in a capitalist society," she tells us. "Why shouldn’t I be allowed to capitalize on my virginity?"

Hoax? You be the judge: LinkThanks honeybee

Update 9/10/08: Stern isn’t auctioning off anything – that was my mistake. First paragraph re-written. Sorry!


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  1. hut
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Her family must be proud of her. I heard her uncle has highest bid so far.

  2. Flarf
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Howard Stern has nothing to do with “auctioning” this woman off… he simply had her on for an interview… she’s actually being “auctioned” by the guy that runs the bunny ranch – Dennis Hof

  3. Christophe
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    morality aside, if the transaction go through isn’t that legally reprehensible?

  4. TwoDragons
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    This’ll sure look good on her resume later… *rolleyes*

    –TwoDragons

  5. CheeseDuck
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    She’s 22 and auctioning off her virginity? I actually kinda doubt shes a virgin if shes trying to pull a stunt like this.

  6. Zombie79
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    I’m from San Diego. And there is no way this girl is a virgin. There might be a slim chance she hasn’t had vaginal intercourse, but I’ll bet she’s done everything else to make up for it.

  7. sparge
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Perhaps she’s hoping for some outraged rich person to offer to give her the money if she calls the auction off…

  8. edc
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    well, THIS is fake.

  9. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Isn’t prostitution illegal?

  10. Box
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    As Flarf said, while this girl IS auctioning off her virginity. Howard Stern has nothing to do with this other than he interviewed her and the Bunny Ranch guy. Personally, I think it is real. She said she’s done “other things” with guys (oral sex), so whatever. Capitalism. The girl is kind of a bitch, and that photo is heavily photoshopped.

  11. krn
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

    I’ll bet it’s legal if it is done thru the bunny ranch (hbo…cathouse…nobody?). Side note…maybe she should get some foundation that actually matches her skin tone. scary.

  12. joecoollv
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    The girl and her sister say that their father basically did an identity theft on them and used their socials to take out large student loans and didn’t pay them back. They both have bachelor’s degrees and are intending on using the funding to obtain their masters. Prostitution is legal in several counties here in NV. Not in any of the big cities, but NV is full of NOT big cities. The bunny ranch also has several “freelance” ladies that come in. Usually porn stars.

  13. Egon Zond
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    If it walks like a duck and looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it’s a duck.

    If it walks like a whore and looks like a whore and sounds like a whore, it’s a whore.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  14. wit of a twit
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    I agree. She probably isn’t a virgin. Furthermore, why does she expect someone to pay for her virginity, when this sick sad world has whole sex trade that charges a fraction of a college tuition for the same commodity.

  15. malexm
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    reminds me of memoirs of a geisha, wrong culture “Natalie!”

  16. Cat
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    While I’m sure there is a better way for her to right the wrongs life has brought into her life, I have to admit I am intrigued.

    The value of a woman’s body has been put into question since the beginning of time, especially in relation to the pleasure it can offer a man. Sadly, this is mostly done subconsciously by almost every person in our culture. That is why pretty and young makes money in the media.

    I would watch this as a social experiment, as she probably sees it on some level (in relation to her degree). Many people seem to be doubting her vaginal virginity, but I think there are far more 22 year old virgins out there than we think.

  17. ted
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    She better be pretty damn good.

    In Canada, prostitution isn’t illegal, but soliciting for the purposes of prostitution is.

    Essentially, you can’t advertise.

    Glad to see the women’s movement has resulted in this.

  18. K!P
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    where to send my 2 cents?

  19. booooooom
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    her head is photoshopped.

  20. johzephine
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Can you buy it and not sleep with her? Just insist she stay a virgin forever? oh my.

  21. shakeit
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 6:48 pm

    Well, I don’t doubt that she’s a virgin since she said she’d take the test(most of you need to read the full article before saying random comments). But her head is defiantly photoshoped onto that body. So if anyone is thinking on actually doing this, they should probably research more into her. It’s really sad what some people have to do to pay for college. I mean a lot of girls just go into porn to pay for something like that. I don’t know if selling your virginity is more money then porn, but at least she won’t be doing a bunch of guys, right?

  22. sparge
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    haha, Johzephine, I didn’t think of that. There’s probably some contract the winner has to sign saying that he has until X date to, uh, fulfill the bargain; after which she is free to fulfill whomever she wants.

  23. Miss Cellania
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    She’s not going to get enough money.

  24. Dave
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    How do you spell “regret”? Won’t be long and she’ll be wishing for a great big undo button.

    Oh, and I gotta say, PHOTOSHOP! and not a very good one at that. Didn’t even take time to make sure the skin tones matched. That and the face looks like it belongs on a slightly, um, fuller body than that one. Wonder if that even belongs to her.

  25. HowardSlong
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Her head does look like it’s been photoshopped on that body. Why is it so light compared to the rest?

  26. Courageous Grace
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    She’s prostituting herself out for college tuition and is going to get her masters in Marriage and Family Therapy?

    Am I the only one who sees something very very wrong with this?

  27. it
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 2:22 am

    if that is her actual picture, i am seriously suprised she still ahs her virginity at 22.

  28. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 4:59 am

    @johzephine
    Wow. Amazing thought (and idea).

  29. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 5:01 am

    I think that link has a virus on it ;)

  30. Larry
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 5:33 am

    Jeez Louis! People call photoshop on everything nowadays. What you see here isn’t photoshop. Atleast, not in the digital sense. It’s the old school version of “airbrushing” called make-up. Her face is lighter than the rest of her body because of foundation or concealer or whatever the women call it.

  31. Kasia
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    I agree with Larry about the PS. And honestly, she’s too old. Intardweb pr0n is all about barely legal teen virgins and quite honestly, the types that would pay enough money for college to get someone’s virginity would more than likely be into pedophelia than they are a college graduate. People that pay for schtuff like that don’t want a person, they want an object.

    Lets see how much she enjoys that.

  32. Sandy Sweet
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    all the comments about photoshop….. well, from a girls perspective that is in an industry where i see alot of girls with mismatched skin tones in their pics…

    i would just say that she has some acne and is wearing too much powder and/or and foundation that she bought before she got so tanned. i see this alot more than you can imagine. just an amateur make-up job if you ask me.

    xoxo

  33. Angelo
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Seriously this girl is nothing but a whore.

    And honestly… as a San Diego native. She hardly compares to most of the women walking around here. Why would I PAY loads of money for sex with a girl who has horrible makeup and no breast. When I can get a far prettier girl at the bar or club for the low cost of a few drinks and maybe something to eat. Plus… she’s supposedly a virgin so it’ll be more pain than pleasure for her and she probably sucks at sex… yeah I want to deal with that.

  34. Scotchdrnkr
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    The photo above looks much better than what I saw on TV last night. She looks much better in the above photo. Not that shes bad looking on TV but she looks to have a few more pounds added since the photo was taken.

  35. Miss Flamingo
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    Two Words: Sallie Mae

  36. Janie
    Sep 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Credit requirements are tougher now, and loan options are fewer because many banks no longer view education loans as a good investment. Fewer students will be able to afford to go to college, but many resourceful students will discover innovative funding sources.

    A larger percentage of college students and parents will seek alternative funding sources, such as contributions from family, friends, and alumni. Alternative funding websites, such as SchoolRaise.com, are available to help students and parents reach out to the people in their social networks (friends, family, alumni, etc.) and request help paying for college, $50 at a time.

    Might be a better alternative, don’t you think?

  37. Badjuk
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Very, very good idea – yes.

  38. Jimbo
    Sep 12th, 2008 at 7:46 am

    I can’t afford 1st, but would love to be 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc…

  39. Ann
    Sep 16th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I don’t know how many of you are in debt because of school, but I had to get a JOB to pay off my loans.

    If she need to do this for school debts, what is she going to do for a house, car, etc…

    A typical whore to me

  40. Kay
    Feb 2nd, 2011 at 1:33 am

    Yes, this is all completely legal, because she’s auctioning it from The Bunny Ranch in Vegas, one of the couple areas in Vegas where prostitution is legal and regulated.


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