Home invasion victim assaulted with sausage; Dog eats evidence

By Adam Stanhope in Crime & Law, Food & Drink on Sep 7, 2008 at 7:59 pm

Sausage
[pic courtesy of Sausagefest]

The Fresno Bee reports:
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.

The suspect, Antonio Vasquez, 22, of Fresno, was unknown to the victims. He was captured hiding in a nearby field minutes after the crime. His identity was confirmed by the police as he accidentally left his wallet in the victims’ home upon fleeing, according to Lt. Ian Burrimond of the Fresno Police Department.

Even with his driver’s license seized as evidence, prosecutors may have difficulty convicting Vasquez:

Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.

“That’s right, the dog ate the weapon,” Burrimond said.

Only in Fresno?

[The Fresno Bee]


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  1. eh
    Sep 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    fresno, sounds about right. this is the home of kfed.

  2. sise
    Sep 7th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    I always giggle when I see my hometown in the news… but this was just odd.

  3. ted
    Sep 7th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    ARe they sure he rubbed the sausage on them?
    Maybe that was a red herring, and he rubbed something else on their bodies while they slept.

  4. b°b
    Sep 8th, 2008 at 3:54 am

    @Ted: no, no! He rubbed ‘spices’ on one man and whacked the other with a sausage. No red herrings in this story.

  5. just a guy
    Sep 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    Rubbing a red herring on them would be rather stinky.

    But I know what you meant. Perhaps an ’8-inch sausage’ was innuendo for something else. And no evidence cause ‘the dog ate it’. Lol.

    Still, if this story is true as it appears, then it’s awesome. I don’t know how the 1st guy didn’t wake up while someone was rubbing spices ‘ove his body’.

  6. Johnny Cat
    Sep 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    If that happened to me I’d be laughing so hard…wtf?

  7. Ali S.
    Sep 8th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Wow. I think I have a real dirty mind when I read this. Couldn’t stop giggling like an idiot. ;)

  8. oogie
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    ummm i live in texas an we do put spices on you unless were going to feed you to somethin.i think the one guy thought it was the other buddy rubin him down,and didnt mind it a bit.kinda sick i do belive.but damn funny i gotta say

  9. oogie
    Sep 10th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    and i kinda feel sorry fer tha dog


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