Pizza Scissors

1. Paul in Boca
   September 4th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

   Just another piece of kitchen crap that you don't need, the pizza wheel works just fine.

2. Moon
   September 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

   Is it just me, or does it seem unlikely that this would do a satisfactory job?

3. Kevin
   September 4th, 2008 at 9:44 pm

   These have been in the Skymall magazine for a year so you know they are worthless.

4. meg
   September 4th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

   I don't even have a pizza wheel...a kitchen knife works just fine. Seriously, how inept do you have to be to need one of these?

5. Ty
   September 4th, 2008 at 10:14 pm

   that's a pretty cool idea.

6. SenorMysterioso
   September 5th, 2008 at 12:36 am

   Trying to invent a better mousetrap

7. TwoDragons
   September 5th, 2008 at 8:30 am

   Mousetrap? Or sucker trap?

   If it's the latter, they're doing a fair job of it...

   --TwoDragons

8. PaulVI
   September 5th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

   Yup, once again we have evidence that it's worth a try (to somebody selling shtuff) to market any "product" that comes to mind. Someone is going to buy it.

   I use Alton Brown's "unitasker" guideline: unitasker bad. Even the pizza wheel does more than cut pizzas; you can cut brownies, too. The garlic press can also press chocolate chunks into bits.

   And scratch the darn pan. What is it, Tiffany & Co. silver? You know, Walmart sells anodized aluminum pizza pans -- cheap if not scratch resistant.

9. PaulVI
   September 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

   @PaulVI - anodized? or brushed to feel anodized? Cheap, I did say that.

10. Christophe
    September 5th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    We live in a better world now.

11. Polx
    September 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    Having just taken a big DUMP on the rotating Shower bath entity 6 items up scroll, I come to these with a genuine thrill.

    It's a good idea.

    Not a great idea, abnd not one that I think should catch on in the domestic kitchen, but it would be worth seeing how a catering version would fair.

    Not sying it would be a big win or a popular with the public, but if you could cut exactly even slices from a pie that was to be sold by slice would that be useful?

    Also if you could rotate the platform section from a pivot at the front of the bottom blade then you could govern slice size.

    I think it is a good idea that no doubt by Sunday some one here will have found the blueprints for from it's first airing in 1899.

    You clever people.

    It's got a lot more to recommend it than that bloody awful shower.

12. Polx
    September 5th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    PaulVI

    I take yur point of the unitasker, but this could cut anything circular.

    Pie , cake flan pac-man.

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