*Used* to be a passive-agressive little bitch? You may have grown, but… did you even READ your post before submitting it?

the teenager in me wants to like these cards because i was a passive-aggressive little bitch. but after going to college and learning (experiencing) that being passive-aggressive is much more harmful than funny, i can’t allow myself to like these cards. they’re cute and silly, don’t get me wrong. but we adults who are beginning to raise children and becoming responsible ourselves are taking cute little harmless things like this and making them OK. (“it’s a card! let it go! what harm can it do? just shut up already!”) i know, i know. but the language used is negative. when you associate negative language with humor, humor becomes negative and people think it’s OK because “it was just a joke!” sure. teach your children that being a little bitch to people “because it’s funny” is a good way to make other little bitchy friends. then they grow up bitchy. and then they make cards and t-shirts and bumper stickers and transform their entire language because “it’s just a joke.” but whatever. i don’t have to buy it, and neither do you guys. but of course, it’s entirely up to you.

“Glad you’ve had a hysterectomy.
You’ve lately looked a nervous wreck to me.
Bet you’re glad the plumbing’s missing
and now you’re up to more than kissing”