Caption Monkey 40: O RLY?

By Alex in Caption Monkey on Aug 27, 2008 at 12:13 pm

That’s Neatorama’s resident rock star, drummer Rober Birming of Eskobar (who also blogs at GeekAlerts) and his dubious cat Prosit (that’s Swedish for “bless you,” he told me). For today’s Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game, funniest caption will win the O RLY shirt from our Online Store (all shirts on sale now! Hurry and get your own!)

Contest rules are darned simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can submit as many as you’d like.

By the way, Eskobar released their 5th album Death in Athens earlier this year (covered here on Neatorama). For inspiration and Laugh-Out-Loud cat shenanigans, check out Adam "Ape Lad" Koford’s Hobotopia.

Good luck and have fun!

Update 8/28/08 – Robert Birming himself chose the winner this time. Congratulations to “em” who won with this classic: Psh, I remember those halcyon days before the ORLY owl…days when the LOLCat was king…


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  1. k_sra
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    ‘yes, rly. now letz down plz. thx.”

  2. Greg V.
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    “Ask him where his hand is, go on, ask him.”

  3. gonzilla
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    I haz ur human, payz mez now!

  4. TwoDragons
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    Kitteh sez: “Forget the dude. *I* make this shirt look good!”

    –TwoDragons

  5. em
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Psh, I remember those halcyon days before the ORLY owl…days when the LOLCat was king…

  6. DrMoody
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Noz! Iz not want to play hide thumbz in bungholz.

  7. mikeB
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    somebody kill me!

  8. Phoebe
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Oh boy… now all your facebook buddies know that you have a cat.

  9. nomados
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Reason #38: Why drummers don’t dance.

  10. theshot92
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    Got Pussy?

  11. ted
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Ok. How about:
    “At least he`s not wearing his lesbian.com shirt for this picture.”

  12. Jbot
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    kitteh:YARLY

    man (extra :D ):NOWAI

  13. MoniA
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    wutz zat schmell?

  14. Tyler
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    He’s smiling now, wait until he sees what I left under his bed.

  15. Klyph
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    Eskobar got me…

  16. Tyler
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    I have no idea whats going on.

  17. Amphritrite
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Stoopid hoomins, stealin r lolz. Wut nxt?

  18. Teo
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    ” Diz gui iz sqweezin mai titz, itz kynda nyce, prrrrz “

  19. Hut
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Do they have that shirt in size CAT?

  20. Paola
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    I can’t believe you falled for the line “Prosit” is a Swedish word!

    It is a latin word used when toasting.
    see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_(honor)

  21. sybann
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I can haz balls back? Ax him where dey r!

  22. the real sam
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    “wish this ugly douche bag would get his hand out of my asshole…”

  23. kzee
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    Lucky cat foot going cheap. Only 2 left.

  24. anathema
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    Unfortunately for Rob, he didn’t realize he hadn’t picked up his new bagpipes until he gave his first, ill-fated squeeze.

  25. the real sam
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    get this asshole out of my asshole

  26. Bruce V. Bracken
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Athena, the ceiling-cattess of wizdom, iz born out of Zeus’ armpit.

  27. Another Jake
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    “Not RLY anymore. I ATE that stupid owl.”

  28. Tim
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    “I am finally getting a little pussy after being a rock star for so long…”

  29. lucky
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    what is that…oh pretty light *flash* CAN’T SEE CAN’T SEE!

  30. v.dog
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    At last, this blogger is under my control. Soon the World will be mine!

  31. Mike Hill
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Look, that’s me on the shirt ! It looks like an owl ? damn… those designers !

  32. cat
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    “that’s not my tail”

  33. chris
    Aug 27th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    “He says ‘If the us doesn’t imedately pull all of its troops out of iraq he’ll behead me’ but the orly shirt makes me think he’s a pussy who spends his time on the internet entering stupid captioning contests”

  34. Pijus
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:00 am

    Sucks to be you

  35. Pijus
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    That finger in my crack really annoys me

  36. Pijus
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:07 am

    I just saw a moonwalking bear

  37. tripleX
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 12:13 am

    Why do people keep calling me when I make someone sneeze, really?

  38. hsengive
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 4:54 am

    take your f*)(*g hands off my bu&t hol3

  39. Tosmo
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 4:57 am

    ” Keep that shirt on and I’ll claw your face like a friggin’ tree “

  40. MoonCake
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 5:56 am

    looks like Robin finally got some pussy.

  41. MoonCake
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 6:00 am

    *EDIT EDIT EDIT*

    “looks like ROBER finally got some pussy.”

    (btw– WHY can’t we edit our comments in the oh-so-neato-neatorama comment editor?)

  42. Sid Morrison
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    @Paolo-
    Hmmmm… I was more used to Prosit as a toast as well, so I looked it up. “Prosit” does come from Latin (maybe from ‘pro sit tibi’ — may it do you good ), but it’s used as both a “gesundheit” type “bless you” in Scandanavian countries and also as a toast before imbibing in other countries. “Prosit” as a drinking toast is used in German. Dutch might be the dividing line on usage — looks like they say either “Gezondheid” or “Proost” to mean bless you. (Native speakers please correct me…)

  43. Sid Morrison
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am

    OWNR HAZ SCOLYOZSUZ. RLY.

  44. Tanderso
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Urge to kill….RISING

  45. tripleX
    Aug 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    @Sid Morrison:
    In Holland ‘Gezondheid!’ and ‘Proost!’ are very different. ‘Gezondheid’ is the dutch word for ‘health’. Only when someone sneezes we say ‘Gezondheid!’ as a single word.
    ‘Proost!’ is the dutch ‘Cheers!’, the usual drinking toast.
    Often while toasting we say ‘Op je gezondheid!’, meaning ‘On your health’. Like ‘may you be healthy’.

  46. carpwoman
    Aug 31st, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    My Indian name is “Mittens.”


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