The Avenging Narwhal

By Miss Cellania in Toys on Aug 24, 2008 at 11:25 pm


The studies revealed that millions of years ago, penguins, snow seals and koalas ruled the earth. For sustenance, they feasted upon whales, dolphins, and other sea mammals to the point of near extinction. But the Narwhal went into hiding beneath the ice of the North Pole, biding their time, planning their revenge and sharpening their tusks. Finally, they re-emerged, tusks gleaming with newfound magical power, and fought back against the adorable creatures that threatened their existence. The battle was long, and many Narwhal were lost, but their strong will and sharp tusks were enough to stave off the cute ones temporarily.

See a closeup and read the full description from the back of the package at the West Virginia Surf Report. Available from Archie McPhee. Link -via Reddit


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  1. The Manticore
    Aug 24th, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    I prefer the avenging unicorn. http://www.mcphee.com/items/11554.html you get to impale a hippie, a yuppie and a mime

  2. AJ
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 2:17 am

    “Not suitable for children under 3 years.”

    Why yes, because every 3-year-old needs a shiv.

  3. Sammy
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am

    If youre every in Richmond VA, you can get this, along with any other action figure of an odd nature (Poe, Einstein, Marie Antionette-with detactable head!) at The World of Mirth on Cary St.

  4. nate
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    Archee Mcphee, you’ve done it again!

  5. Justin
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    “with 4 magical tusks and 3 adorable animals to imapale!”

    lol

  6. Jood42
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    My beloved husband got me one of these last year. It’s brilliant.

    The little evil animals have special recepticles in their bellies to accommodate any one of the narwhal’s interchangeable tusks.

    I’m partial to the magical ice tusk myself.

  7. neko
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    i love my Unicorns Vs. Narwhals set from the same company. no adorable little things to get impaled in this set, but they’re probably compatible if i want to expand.

  8. Thomas
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm

    My sister got an action figure from Archee McPhee that was just some hipster. Just a guy. Nothing special.

  9. hooli
    Aug 25th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    in the immortal words of Freakazoid:

    This is the Narwhal.
    Denne er narkval
    Hvor er narkval?
    Where is the narwhal?
    Lykkkelig liten narkval!
    Happy Little narwal!

    This has been Conversational Norwegian with Freakazoid.


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