Sexy People Blog Documents Sublime, Perfect Portraits of Regular People - Neatorama

Like I often said, there's everything for everyone on the web. Like those who happen to like "the perfect portrait." This blog, with a tongue-in-cheek name of Sexy People, is dedicated to finding and displaying portraits of some strange ...

(L) Policeman: something's wrong with the proportion there (R) Hunting Season: hmm.

... but mostly ordinary people who just so happen to take "perfect portrait."

(L) Cousins - looks just like certain famous plumber duo (R) Zack: business up front ...

Check out the rest of the "Sexy People" here: Link [despite the name, it's SFW]

Yay. Lets make fun of normal people, how enlightened. Just another step for neatorama in its steady decline.

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The pictures you pulled out make this site look more interesting than it is.

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@Powell

Stop being a douchebag

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Jerse, go lose your keys or something.

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Do the (R) and (L) mean Right and Left, cause you've got them backwards...

It does seem like a web site of cheap shots.

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Remember a place in the 80's and 90's called Glamour Shots? They were in every mall in America. They could make anybody look DOWNRIGHT PURDY in no time. They poofed up your hair, painted your lips red and slapped some hugh earrings on ya. Then WHAM took a picture to capture the moment. Oh, I forgot the lace gloves. Queen for a day!

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@Powell

Stop being a douchebag.

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Its a me Mario.
And Luigi too.

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Isn't the cop's flag sewn on backwards?

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Really, most of the pictures aren't SO terrible. It just looks like a collection of portraits from the 80's and early 90's.

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Oops - let me fix that R&L shenanigans. Thanks Ted!

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Pretty funny because all of us have sat for portraits..and they all were cheesy. Admit it and you can laugh.

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@James B: Good catch! Picture is probably flipped, and possibly his head 'shopped to be smaller.

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@James B & Ashley

I don't know the significance of it, but the American flag on policemen and other 'military' forces the stars are always in the upper right. This is completely normal.

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this just in: people are ugly, filthy creatures who have to constantly smear themselves with perfume, cologne, deoderant, as their bodies leak and the smell of stink pours off them should they not properly contain it. Daily showers, feces, urine, look inside the body for even more disgusting actions.

The verdict is in: Humans are ALL filthy, rotton, disturbing wretches of moving flesh.

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Actually, the first thing I thought of when I saw the "Cousins" picture was Borat.

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I don't know...."Joan 1994 X-mas Usa" was pretty hot.

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Powell - took the words right out of my mouth. In 20 years there'll be a blog making fun of hipster douches like the guys responsible for this bs.

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Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Christian Jacobs (MC Bat Commander)?

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Bottom right that is (the top row didn't load for me the first time).

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I dunno...I've never been a fan of makng innocent people the butt of your joke. I just don't find this kind of thing funny. I find it mean-spirited. Why can't people just make fun of other people BEHIND their backs, the way God intended?

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these are funny.

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Um, y'alls, I don't know if you noticed this or not, but... these photos were sent in by the people in the photographs. Just FYI.

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