Sexy People Blog Documents Sublime, Perfect Portraits of Regular People

1. Powell
   August 24th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

   Yay. Lets make fun of normal people, how enlightened. Just another step for neatorama in its steady decline.

2. Ashley
   August 24th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

   The pictures you pulled out make this site look more interesting than it is.

3. Jerse
   August 24th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

   @Powell

   Stop being a douchebag

4. Powell
   August 24th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

   Jerse, go lose your keys or something.

5. ted
   August 24th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

   Do the (R) and (L) mean Right and Left, cause you've got them backwards...

   It does seem like a web site of cheap shots.

6. Dianne
   August 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

   Remember a place in the 80's and 90's called Glamour Shots? They were in every mall in America. They could make anybody look DOWNRIGHT PURDY in no time. They poofed up your hair, painted your lips red and slapped some hugh earrings on ya. Then WHAM took a picture to capture the moment. Oh, I forgot the lace gloves. Queen for a day!

7. bilt
   August 24th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

   @Powell

   Stop being a douchebag.

8. Josh
   August 24th, 2008 at 10:18 pm

   Its a me Mario.
   And Luigi too.

9. James B
   August 24th, 2008 at 10:23 pm

   Isn't the cop's flag sewn on backwards?

10. Frescolito
    August 24th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    Really, most of the pictures aren't SO terrible. It just looks like a collection of portraits from the 80's and early 90's.

11. Alex
    August 25th, 2008 at 12:23 am

    Oops - let me fix that R&L shenanigans. Thanks Ted!

12. Peeves
    August 25th, 2008 at 2:30 am

    Pretty funny because all of us have sat for portraits..and they all were cheesy. Admit it and you can laugh.

13. Ashley
    August 25th, 2008 at 6:40 am

    @James B: Good catch! Picture is probably flipped, and possibly his head 'shopped to be smaller.

14. chris
    August 25th, 2008 at 8:28 am

    @James B & Ashley

    I don't know the significance of it, but the American flag on policemen and other 'military' forces the stars are always in the upper right. This is completely normal.

15. the cross was not enough
    August 25th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    this just in: people are ugly, filthy creatures who have to constantly smear themselves with perfume, cologne, deoderant, as their bodies leak and the smell of stink pours off them should they not properly contain it. Daily showers, feces, urine, look inside the body for even more disgusting actions.

    The verdict is in: Humans are ALL filthy, rotton, disturbing wretches of moving flesh.

16. Homer J. Simpson
    August 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Actually, the first thing I thought of when I saw the "Cousins" picture was Borat.

17. ~Emma
    August 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I don't know...."Joan 1994 X-mas Usa" was pretty hot.

18. Ola Amigo
    August 26th, 2008 at 12:55 am

    Powell - took the words right out of my mouth. In 20 years there'll be a blog making fun of hipster douches like the guys responsible for this bs.

19. Man or Monster
    August 26th, 2008 at 9:56 am

    Is it just me or does the guy on the right look like Christian Jacobs (MC Bat Commander)?

20. Man or Monster
    August 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Bottom right that is (the top row didn't load for me the first time).

21. JenDiggity
    August 26th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I dunno...I've never been a fan of makng innocent people the butt of your joke. I just don't find this kind of thing funny. I find it mean-spirited. Why can't people just make fun of other people BEHIND their backs, the way God intended?

22. lionheart
    August 26th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    these are funny.

23. S
    August 26th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    Um, y'alls, I don't know if you noticed this or not, but... these photos were sent in by the people in the photographs. Just FYI.

24. Brigitte-Müller
    July 29th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Sometimes it's really that simple, isn't it? I feel a little stupid for not thinking of this myself/earlier, though.

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