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1. Justin
   August 18th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

   Hey I live near there… WAIT MY POT!

2. FetishForPerception
   August 18th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

   Wicked, they’ve got turtles policing cannabis production. Just goes to prove how much of a joke the whole law on cannabis is…

3. Johnny Cat
   August 18th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

   Slow and steady wins the war on drugs.

4. The Foreigner
   August 18th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

   “I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for that meddling turtle!”

5. Ty
   August 19th, 2008 at 1:05 am

   okay, so what exactly did the turtle do?

6. Aerek
   August 19th, 2008 at 3:22 am

   “crime”

7. Nostra
   August 19th, 2008 at 5:31 am

   I know if I was that park ranger, I would’ve thanked the turtle and not called a damn soul. Too bad about the plants.. I bet they got dug up and salted.

   Still, kind of silly to grow illegal plants on government land… -_-

8. ted
   August 19th, 2008 at 6:58 am

   That’s probably why you’re not a park ranger, Nostra.

   Plenty more illegal drugs to take the place of those plants, I’m sure.

9. H8tred
   August 19th, 2008 at 7:34 am

   The park officials had the turtle wired with GPS to track its movements. My best guess is that they were checking up on it in the field on a daily schedule. One day they went looking for it and found it in the middle of said field.
   Sadly, regardless of where you are, such a crime can get you charged on both the state level and a federal level.

   DC laws as follows; Cultivation Or Sale, Any amount felony, Time up to 5 years, Fine of up to $50,000.

   Within 1000 feet of school or other specified area felony, double time penalty, double fine penalty.

   Federal;
   Sale or Cultivation

   Less than 50 kg felony 5 years $250,000

   50 to 100 kg felony 20 years $1,000,000

   100 to 1,000 kg felony 5 - 40 years $2,000,000

   1000 kg or more felony 10 years - life $4,000,000

   To a minor felony double penalty double penalty

   Within 1,000 feet of a school, or other specified areas felony double penalty double penalty

   So yeah, this dude is done.

10. SoLo
    August 19th, 2008 at 8:15 am

    The turtle did nothing but play the shill in a stupid shell game. =0

11. eGads
    August 19th, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Go Terps! Fear the Turtle!

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